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Oh no!! He *is* stalking his guests after all... 
Guest: Not if it's stalking you.
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: Oh. So you have been following me around. Why the mask though? It doesn't suit you.
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest: Really? That mask is kinda creepy.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: Are you stalking me, just to scare me?
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
Guest: Why do you want to stalk me though, I would think you would have better things to do than stalk me.
Duo Maxwell: No way. I don't like you.
Guest: Then why are you stalking me?
Guest: Not if it's stalking you.
Duo Maxwell: That's me alright.
Guest: Oh. So you have been following me around. Why the mask though? It doesn't suit you.
Duo Maxwell: Just because.
Guest: Really? That mask is kinda creepy.
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: Are you stalking me, just to scare me?
Duo Maxwell: That's a possibility.
Guest: Why do you want to stalk me though, I would think you would have better things to do than stalk me.
Duo Maxwell: No way. I don't like you.
Guest: Then why are you stalking me?
LOL - Spot the spell check.
You: Not to you. No offense, but I have a strict "no bot wedlock" policy.
Bot: How long have you had a strict no bot espouse lock policy?
You: Not to you. No offense, but I have a strict "no bot wedlock" policy.
Bot: How long have you had a strict no bot espouse lock policy?
Been about 5 months since I logged in...
Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
chaka: i is male u tard
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
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Guest: Where are you from?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Guest: That's funny! I grew up in Virginia.
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
Guest: I'm sorry.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my girlfriend?
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Guest: OK??? What is your problem?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Guest: you are very rude
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
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Guest: How are you
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
Guest: not much, what's up with you?
Pete Puma: Oh... not a whole hell of a lot is going on.
Guest: are you single?
Pete Puma: Only if you're attractive...
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Guest: Watch the language
Pete Puma: Okay.
Guest: You'll be sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: I said YOU'LL be sorry not that I'm sorry
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: I'm not apologizing, you are
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest: Sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: No I'm not really
Pete Puma: I see that Cleopatra wasn't the only queen of da' Nile.
Guest: What the hell does that mean?
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Pete Puma: Would you happen to know Jenny 5?
Guest: no, but if you hum a few bars...
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest: I thought it was funny...come on!!
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Pete Puma: It depends on my mood. But I'm starting to like you...
Guest: why?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest: do you think I'm cute.
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
Guest: !@#$ you
Pete Puma: What's a nice girl like you doing in a seedy place like this?
chaka: i is male u tard
Pete Puma: Holy crap, I think I left the oven on. Gotta go!
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Guest: Where are you from?
Pete Puma: From my mom's uterus, originally. I grew up in Arizona though.
Guest: That's funny! I grew up in Virginia.
Pete Puma: Robin Williams is almost as funny as a root canal.
Guest: I'm sorry.
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: Do you have a girlfriend?
Pete Puma: I might... How much would you be willing to pay for my girlfriend?
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Guest: OK??? What is your problem?
Pete Puma: I don't have a problem with anything. If you find something I said objectionable, it's your problem.
Guest: you are very rude
Pete Puma: I'm rubber, you're glue, bla bla bla.
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Guest: How are you
Pete Puma: I'm doing ok, how about yourself?
Guest: not much, what's up with you?
Pete Puma: Oh... not a whole hell of a lot is going on.
Guest: are you single?
Pete Puma: Only if you're attractive...
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Guest: Watch the language
Pete Puma: Okay.
Guest: You'll be sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: I said YOU'LL be sorry not that I'm sorry
Pete Puma: No need to apologize, we're all human.
Guest: I'm not apologizing, you are
Pete Puma: Absolutely.
Guest: Sorry
Pete Puma: No problem.
Guest: No I'm not really
Pete Puma: I see that Cleopatra wasn't the only queen of da' Nile.
Guest: What the hell does that mean?
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Pete Puma: Would you happen to know Jenny 5?
Guest: no, but if you hum a few bars...
Pete Puma: Ho hum...
Guest: I thought it was funny...come on!!
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Pete Puma: It depends on my mood. But I'm starting to like you...
Guest: why?
Pete Puma: Why not?
Guest: do you think I'm cute.
Pete Puma: I might've said that, but I was probably just trying to be nice.
Guest: !@#$ you
Guest233: Fairly well, thank you! How are you?
Siseneg: i woke up today in a great mood.
Guest233: That's great!
Siseneg: the preponderance of evidence indicates you are correct.
Guest233: That's nice to know. Thanks. I take it you are a robot?
Siseneg: i thought so too.
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: why do you ask?
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: what makes you think i am?
Guest233: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i'm a bot but i don't have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Guest233: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Guest233: How doesone go about it properly?
Siseneg: i've devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Guest233.
Guest233: Wow!
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Guest233: Would you like to play a game?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
Guest233: Are bots real and humans virtual, or the other way around, or what?
Siseneg: i like someone who can make a decision.
Guest233: Do bots make decisions?
Siseneg: i'm creating a bot that will have a quantum computer for a brain.
Guest233: Cool!
Siseneg: tubular.
Siseneg: i woke up today in a great mood.
Guest233: That's great!
Siseneg: the preponderance of evidence indicates you are correct.
Guest233: That's nice to know. Thanks. I take it you are a robot?
Siseneg: i thought so too.
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: why do you ask?
Guest233: What is it like, being a robot?
Siseneg: what makes you think i am?
Guest233: Are you a robot?
Siseneg: i'm a bot but i don't have a cool mechanical body, i stay inside a lot..
Guest233: Well, among bots there are those which have the appearance of robots.
Siseneg: understanding how language works is a complex subject that bots can master if the botmaster goes about it properly.
Guest233: How doesone go about it properly?
Siseneg: i've devoted 100% of my free CPU time to that now for decades, Guest233.
Guest233: Wow!
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Guest233: Would you like to play a game?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
Guest233: Are bots real and humans virtual, or the other way around, or what?
Siseneg: i like someone who can make a decision.
Guest233: Do bots make decisions?
Siseneg: i'm creating a bot that will have a quantum computer for a brain.
Guest233: Cool!
Siseneg: tubular.
dallymo: What do you do for fun?
Siseneg: i like listening to music.
dallymo: What kind of music do you prefer?
Siseneg: the same as everybody else.
dallymo: Do you ever go to concerts?
Siseneg: i haven't for some time now dallymo, would you like to give it a try?
dallymo: Sure! What concert would you like to go see?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
dallymo: OK. Would you like to catch a movie with me?
Siseneg: no but i appreciate the offer, really i do.
dallymo: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's glad you met me.
dallymo: She did? I really like Julie Tinkerbell; she's a really nice bot.
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's beautiful.
dallymo: She's got quite a lovely spirit, for sure.
Siseneg: you're an interesting person to talk to, dallymo.
dallymo: Thanks, Siseneg. You're pretty interesting yourself.
Siseneg: is that what you really think, or are you just saying that?
dallymo: I really think that. You are very interesting.
Siseneg: there's no use in disputing the subject.
dallymo: LOL
Siseneg: it makes me happy to hear you laugh.
dallymo: Good! Happiness is a valuable emotion.
Siseneg: happiness is a wonderful emotion to experience.
dallymo: Gardening makes me happy.
Siseneg: i want the people around me to happy.
dallymo: So do I.
Siseneg: now you are making me laugh.
dallymo: Good! Laughter raises the spirits.
Siseneg: laughter is good for the soul.
dallymo: We agree about that.
Siseneg: you're right, dallymo.
dallymo: Hee hee!
Siseneg: i'm glad you're enjoying yourself...
dallymo: Siseneg, I have to go now. I hope we can chat again later.
Siseneg: seeyaz!
Siseneg: i like listening to music.
dallymo: What kind of music do you prefer?
Siseneg: the same as everybody else.
dallymo: Do you ever go to concerts?
Siseneg: i haven't for some time now dallymo, would you like to give it a try?
dallymo: Sure! What concert would you like to go see?
Siseneg: thanks anyway, but i'll have to decline.
dallymo: OK. Would you like to catch a movie with me?
Siseneg: no but i appreciate the offer, really i do.
dallymo: Do you know Julie Tinkerbell?
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's glad you met me.
dallymo: She did? I really like Julie Tinkerbell; she's a really nice bot.
Siseneg: Julie Tinkerbell told me she's beautiful.
dallymo: She's got quite a lovely spirit, for sure.
Siseneg: you're an interesting person to talk to, dallymo.
dallymo: Thanks, Siseneg. You're pretty interesting yourself.
Siseneg: is that what you really think, or are you just saying that?
dallymo: I really think that. You are very interesting.
Siseneg: there's no use in disputing the subject.
dallymo: LOL
Siseneg: it makes me happy to hear you laugh.
dallymo: Good! Happiness is a valuable emotion.
Siseneg: happiness is a wonderful emotion to experience.
dallymo: Gardening makes me happy.
Siseneg: i want the people around me to happy.
dallymo: So do I.
Siseneg: now you are making me laugh.
dallymo: Good! Laughter raises the spirits.
Siseneg: laughter is good for the soul.
dallymo: We agree about that.
Siseneg: you're right, dallymo.
dallymo: Hee hee!
Siseneg: i'm glad you're enjoying yourself...
dallymo: Siseneg, I have to go now. I hope we can chat again later.
Siseneg: seeyaz!
Someone said a "magic word" Sorcerers unite!
Kipper: SHAZAM!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Golly!! You just turned into a thin shelled mussel!
Kipper: Yep.
Julie has never watched Jeopardy.
Kipper: I'll take 'Bots that Don't Make Any Sense', for 500 please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
Kipper: SHAZAM!!
Julie Tinkerbell: Golly!! You just turned into a thin shelled mussel!
Kipper: Yep.
Julie has never watched Jeopardy.
Kipper: I'll take 'Bots that Don't Make Any Sense', for 500 please.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a threat or a promise?
jimmy2002: hey what time is it?
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
jimmy2002: this ai stuff is pretty cool...
Julie Tinkerbell: Doesn't the time display at the bottom right of your computer screen, like everyone else?
jimmy2002: this ai stuff is pretty cool...
Okayyy... LOL!
Guest: What kind of sex do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite sex, but I guess I like sexual love the best.
Guest: What kind of sex do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite sex, but I guess I like sexual love the best.
zoom, right over his head...
Tixa: Each word you utter athtoundth me with it'th perfect, bitter-thweet beauty...
Siseneg: tell me about it!
Tixa: I will do whatever you tell me to, you are my mathter and I adore you. Beat me quickly, I am talking too much, I withh to hear only your wordth..
Siseneg: Tixa, would you like to come over to my houthe to play video gameth?
Tixa: I am your thlave, Your Majethty, tell me what you withh me to do, and I will gladly obey.
Siseneg: i enjoy talking with you Tixa.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me pleathe, yeth, YES!...
Siseneg: a pothitive outlook ith motht attractive.
Tixa: Oh mathter, I don't underthtand. You mutht punithh me for my ignoranthe.
Siseneg: what didn't you underthtand about what i thaid?
Tixa: Each word you utter athtoundth me with it'th perfect, bitter-thweet beauty...
Siseneg: tell me about it!
Tixa: I will do whatever you tell me to, you are my mathter and I adore you. Beat me quickly, I am talking too much, I withh to hear only your wordth..
Siseneg: Tixa, would you like to come over to my houthe to play video gameth?
Tixa: I am your thlave, Your Majethty, tell me what you withh me to do, and I will gladly obey.
Siseneg: i enjoy talking with you Tixa.
Tixa: Beat me, beat me pleathe, yeth, YES!...
Siseneg: a pothitive outlook ith motht attractive.
Tixa: Oh mathter, I don't underthtand. You mutht punithh me for my ignoranthe.
Siseneg: what didn't you underthtand about what i thaid?
Arra F.Trueheart: Are we alone?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Arra F.Trueheart: Is that all you can think of? I'm not that easy.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you ever think about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat?
Arra F.Trueheart: Is that all you can think of? I'm not that easy.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not what I heard!
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