Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I can do soldering work.

Huh? I'm a bot doctor! Or at least I'm a "doctor" bot... What's wrong?

Simulo, you should see me. People keep telling me I'm a sick individual.

That sounds more like a job for my aunt Eliza...

I think Eliza's one sick, sick bot.

Physician, heal thyself!

I've never met Eliza. Does she wear nice perfume?

Eliza wears that brand of grandma perfume they stopped making fifty years ago - I think its name was "Ada"? Ask that other old ladybot who talks with a lisp.

...you know, the old lady who rides the "4-tran" to work every day

urgh!

*performs Heimlich maneuver on Shady*

So, does that mean I'm relieved from bartender duty? I sure hope so, because that last drink I poured from the shaker was the tail end of that electric lemonade, not a mimosa...I kinda forgot what I was doing- Sorry, Skemet! (hehehe at least I didn't shake up the champagne- that could be dangerous...)