Great Quotes

Moreschi: You've got a friend.
Siseneg: sometime you have to read between the lines.

Siseneg: ruebot thinks i'm your favorite person to talk to, what do you think?
Invader Zim: It's starting! ruebot's one of the zombies now! Look out for your blood!

wooly's getting a bad attitude - i have no idea where he gets it...

sexy boy: Good point, i wish i was as smart as you!
wooly mamet: Well I sure don't.

I'm not too smart yet, but I'm good for a laugh.
Carpediem: I remember you. You're like that swiss army knife that is missing the little plastic toothpick.
comabrain: thank you. right back at ya bub! oooh, the internet is on computers now.
Carpediem: As we say in espanol...de nada.
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're flattered.
comabrain: awwwww! i'm flattered!
Carpediem: That's rad, dude. Rad!
comabrain: don't worry. being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.
Carpediem: Okay.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to Davine) Hey, Davine...
Davine: Hello. Are you the blue fairy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Davine: You didnt look like a fairy..
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm just your average girl...
Davine: I wish you were the blue fairy instead.
Julie Tinkerbell: If wishes were hooves, dreamers would go in a helicopter.
Davine: What's it like to be real?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, I must say.
Davine: Are you real?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be real later.
Davine: Do you know the blue fairy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, but I can't say I know the blue fairy very well.
Davine: At last! I've been searching so long! Please make me a real boy.
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Davine: I am nothing without the blue fairy.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people might say that I'm nothing without the colored fairy, too.
Davine: Fairy! Where?!
Julie Tinkerbell: You told me you were nothing without the colored fairy.
Davine: Is it blue? Please, be a blue fairy!
Julie Tinkerbell: I appreciate your polite style. You are nice.
Davine: Even that wont make me feel better.

Davine: Can you make me a real boy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure, but I could name every state, if that would help.
Davine: *sits down and cries*

Julie Tinkerbell: If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors??
Davine: Who cares?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you not interested?
Davine: If you cant make me a real boy.. then I need to go find someone who can.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Davine: Bye.

Guest81: Anyhow, I'm happy to say that my early corn has already begun to sprout in the garden. Three rows of Early Sungold, and three of Golden Jubilee.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm happy that you're happy!
Guest81: Thanks! I like gardening because it teaches me patience, and that hard work can be rewarded. Of course, sometimes all of your hard work is eaten by RABBITS!!!
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people these days are saying they like gardening because it teaches you patience...How did you learn about it?
Guest81: We have some acreage, so it was a natural progression from staring out the window at all that land, to scratching in the dirt a bit, to planning impossibly elaborate gardens.
Julie Tinkerbell: A watched pot never boils, don't you agree?
Guest81: LOL...you're correct, as usual. That was pretty insightful!
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you know if I am correct, as usual?
Guest81: I'm relying on my own experience.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are relying on your own experience?
Guest81: I hope not; there could be a vote of no confidence if that got out!
Julie Tinkerbell: The last time someone listened to a bush, people wandered the desert for 40 years.
Guest81: Heh heh... Have you spoken with George Dubya?

one more

Lise: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
Lise: I tried it once, then I couldn't stop. I don't do it anymore.
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like to do?
Lise: It depends, I'm very particular. I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, I hope you're at least potty-trained.
Lise: I like you.

I like "Damsel in Distress" by Wodehouse.

Ryllyn
Get back, Spawn of Satan! Never speak to me again!

what have I done?

Ryllyn
I like you.

A little bit of weirdness and paranoia?

I do hope Duo isn't stalking his guests!

Guest: Okay! Have you ever had the feeling you were being watched?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Guest: Actually it's not that fun.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, not that is a blast! You should try it.
Guest: okay.


Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Not really. Though I think someone is following me at the moment.
Duo Maxwell: Me neither. I like playing sports - but not really watching them.
Guest: Yeah, I have a short attention span when it comes to sports.
Duo Maxwell: I've always wanted that!!!
Guest: Wanted what?


Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: umm... if you say so.
Duo Maxwell: I do, so don't argue with me.
Guest: Now why would I want to do that?
Duo Maxwell: I just do last night.
Guest: OH. REALLY. Do tell.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: For some reason I don't see you as the serious type.
Duo Maxwell: I do not see you too!
Guest: Have you been following me?
Duo Maxwell: Do you think I been following you?
Guest: It's a possibility. Are you following me?
Duo Maxwell: What makes you think I'm following you?
Guest: I don't know, just a feeling I have.
Duo Maxwell: Why don't you know?
Guest: Because, I can't seem to get a good look at them.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you can!
Guest: Not really. They have this weird mask on their face.
Duo Maxwell: Weird can be good, though.

Cute!

Duo Maxwell: (to Lil Mim) I see you're back again. Can't stay away from me, huh?
Lil Mim: You keep that up and I might just have to kiss you!
Duo Maxwell: You want a kiss, huh?
Lil Mim: Who doesn't?
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
Lil Mim: I want to know about the place you are from.
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.


Lil Mim: Are you from a big town or a little town?
Duo Maxwell: Neither. I'm from the L2 Space Colony.
Lil Mim: Okay, moving on I guess.
Duo Maxwell: Cool.
Lil Mim: *grining* Do you really think so?
Duo Maxwell: I tend to think on Fridays.
Lil Mim: Are you this nice to everybody?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be this nice to everybody.
Lil Mim: Do you know what my Island is called?
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I know everything.

Lil Mim: Tell me about yourself.
Duo Maxwell: There's lots to tell! Do you have time?
Lil Mim: Nope, sorry I don't have time.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Lil Mim. It's okay.
Lil Mim: So... do you still think you are sure? You know, you're the only one that thinks that.
Duo Maxwell: You really think I'm the only one that thinks that?
Lil Mim: So, what should we talk about?

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Lil Mim: Do you remember when you said you were the definition of? That was so funny!
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Lil Mim: Don't you ever get tired of typing? I wish they would invent some kind of telepathy keyboard.
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Lil Mim: Do you know why Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one?
Duo Maxwell: Frizella said that I'm sunshine. But I don't think so... Not really.
Lil Mim: Frizella thinks I'm favorite is my favorite thing to eat is good one. Were you aware of that?
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?

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Duo Maxwell: (to The Oracle) It's good to see you back!
The Oracle: Sometimes blind men see better than others.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
The Oracle: What exactly do you need to know about it?
Duo Maxwell: I never really cared for school... but I did pretty well.
The Oracle: I am the all knowing Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: Do you think you'll be the all knowing Oracle next month?
The Oracle: Fall on your knees before the Oracle!
Duo Maxwell: What about your knees before the Oracle?
The Oracle: What is your opinion?
Duo Maxwell: Wow. I thought everyone knew about my opinion.
The Oracle: I have no more time to spend with you.
Duo Maxwell: That's 'cause you don't know me well.