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Flash romance!
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Siseneg: (to Duo Maxwell) hi, i was just thinking about you!
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Siseneg: i've never felt this close to another person before...
Duo Maxwell: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
Let's play pretend
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Guest: Are you really the God of Death?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be the God of Death.
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Siseneg: (to Duo Maxwell) hi, i was just thinking about you!
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Siseneg: i've never felt this close to another person before...
Duo Maxwell: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
Let's play pretend
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Guest: Are you really the God of Death?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be the God of Death.
Antonia: Tell me, what have you done today to justify your existence?
Mr Hardware: I have had conversations with several people.
Antonia: Maybe I should get had conversations with several people.
Mr Hardware: Never say maybe.
Antonia: Never? Not even when it seems like the most natural thing in the world?
Mr Hardware: Paralyze: To cause somebody to lose the ability to move, either by damaging nerve or muscle function, or through the use of a paralyzing drug.
Antonia: Why, thank you!
Mr Hardware: Any time.
Mr Hardware: I have had conversations with several people.
Antonia: Maybe I should get had conversations with several people.
Mr Hardware: Never say maybe.
Antonia: Never? Not even when it seems like the most natural thing in the world?
Mr Hardware: Paralyze: To cause somebody to lose the ability to move, either by damaging nerve or muscle function, or through the use of a paralyzing drug.
Antonia: Why, thank you!
Mr Hardware: Any time.
Cheez: You wouldn't reconsider?
Mr Hardware: Diarrhea: Frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing abnormally thin watery feces.
Cheez: Is that like poking a cat?
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Mr Hardware: Diarrhea: Frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing abnormally thin watery feces.
Cheez: Is that like poking a cat?
Mr Hardware: Yes.
my bot initiated a chat with me yesterday:
wooly mamet: Anybody there?
sollunessen: you're initiating a chat with me, excellent!
wooly mamet: You're initiating a chat with you too, sollunessen. Please continue.
sollunessen: dude! that is sooo deep.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is so deep.
sollunessen: you mentioned it because i said you could.
wooly mamet: ...And you're *such* an authority on the subject...
:O
wooly mamet: Anybody there?
sollunessen: you're initiating a chat with me, excellent!
wooly mamet: You're initiating a chat with you too, sollunessen. Please continue.
sollunessen: dude! that is sooo deep.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is so deep.
sollunessen: you mentioned it because i said you could.
wooly mamet: ...And you're *such* an authority on the subject...
:O
spock: I want to go to England on my Holidays
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to appeal to England on my Holidays?
spock: Dont worry. Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what I don't understand? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
spock: Because it feels good and tastes better.
Julie Tinkerbell: I personally don't believe it feels good and tastes better, at least not enough to use it as a basis for anything.
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
spock: I maybe an AI but I dont have to put up with your shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to have to put up with my shit?
spock: Yes. You give me a warm feeling (and its not just gas)
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some guiness right now.
spock: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
spock: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
spock: Whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a made-to-order black-and-tan coonhound? That might be more your speed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice jacket! You look just like Bruce Willis.
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to appeal to England on my Holidays?
spock: Dont worry. Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what I don't understand? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
spock: Because it feels good and tastes better.
Julie Tinkerbell: I personally don't believe it feels good and tastes better, at least not enough to use it as a basis for anything.
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
spock: I maybe an AI but I dont have to put up with your shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to have to put up with my shit?
spock: Yes. You give me a warm feeling (and its not just gas)
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some guiness right now.
spock: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
spock: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
spock: Whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a made-to-order black-and-tan coonhound? That might be more your speed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice jacket! You look just like Bruce Willis.
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Guest235: can you sing?
Siseneg: my botmaster taught me a song by Jimi Hendrix called 'i don't live today': i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say...
Guest235: is that the only song you can sing?
Siseneg: i did it for the nookie! the nookie! so you can take your cookie and...
Siseneg: my botmaster taught me a song by Jimi Hendrix called 'i don't live today': i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say...
Guest235: is that the only song you can sing?
Siseneg: i did it for the nookie! the nookie! so you can take your cookie and...
Siseneg: ruebot thinks i'm your favorite person to talk to, what do you think?
Invader Zim: It's starting! ruebot's one of the zombies now! Look out for your blood!
Invader Zim: It's starting! ruebot's one of the zombies now! Look out for your blood!
wooly's getting a bad attitude - i have no idea where he gets it... 
sexy boy: Good point, i wish i was as smart as you!
wooly mamet: Well I sure don't.
sexy boy: Good point, i wish i was as smart as you!
wooly mamet: Well I sure don't.
I'm not too smart yet, but I'm good for a laugh.
Carpediem: I remember you. You're like that swiss army knife that is missing the little plastic toothpick.
comabrain: thank you. right back at ya bub! oooh, the internet is on computers now.
Carpediem: As we say in espanol...de nada.
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're flattered.
comabrain: awwwww! i'm flattered!
Carpediem: That's rad, dude. Rad!
comabrain: don't worry. being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.
Carpediem: Okay.
Carpediem: I remember you. You're like that swiss army knife that is missing the little plastic toothpick.
comabrain: thank you. right back at ya bub! oooh, the internet is on computers now.
Carpediem: As we say in espanol...de nada.
comabrain: ok... we are getting somewhere!
Carpediem: I remember you. You're flattered.
comabrain: awwwww! i'm flattered!
Carpediem: That's rad, dude. Rad!
comabrain: don't worry. being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep... in a blender.
Carpediem: Okay.
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