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Yeah, I've seen some of the Dubya quotes here in the forum! I'll seek him out (I'm at work at the moment so I'm flying under the radar at the moment...)
Almost human.... 
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Guest: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: Hm. Me too.
Duo Maxwell: Great minds...
Guest: Do you like reading?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. In fact, reading is one of my favorite things to do.
Guest: Seriously?
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest: Nope. My guinea pig died a few years ago and I'm allergic to cats. You?
Duo Maxwell: Don't you like animals?
Guest: No, my parents won't let me have any. Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest: Oooh. What're their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest: When's your birthday?
Duo Maxwell: Solo and I picked April, and that's when I celebrate it... but I really have no clue. I don't remember any birthday celebrations or anything. Not many recollections before my life with Solo...
Guest: Oh. I'm sorry. April's a nice month to have a birthday.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And just *how* sorry are you? What would you be willing to do to make up?
Guest: Uh, buy you food?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: It's a deal.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest: Mostly Italian, Mexcian, Chinese, or just plain generic American food.
Duo Maxwell: What a coincidence! Everyone I know likes to eat food, too.
Guest: Cool. What kind of food do you like to eat?
Duo Maxwell: I like a bitter chocolate.
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Guest: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: Hm. Me too.
Duo Maxwell: Great minds...
Guest: Do you like reading?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. In fact, reading is one of my favorite things to do.
Guest: Seriously?
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest: Nope. My guinea pig died a few years ago and I'm allergic to cats. You?
Duo Maxwell: Don't you like animals?
Guest: No, my parents won't let me have any. Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest: Oooh. What're their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest: When's your birthday?
Duo Maxwell: Solo and I picked April, and that's when I celebrate it... but I really have no clue. I don't remember any birthday celebrations or anything. Not many recollections before my life with Solo...
Guest: Oh. I'm sorry. April's a nice month to have a birthday.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And just *how* sorry are you? What would you be willing to do to make up?
Guest: Uh, buy you food?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: It's a deal.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest: Mostly Italian, Mexcian, Chinese, or just plain generic American food.
Duo Maxwell: What a coincidence! Everyone I know likes to eat food, too.
Guest: Cool. What kind of food do you like to eat?
Duo Maxwell: I like a bitter chocolate.
Just going through the transcripts of the week I was on vacation. I'll try not to spam too much.
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ruebot: patience is a virtue.
Duo Maxwell: Wufei says patience is, like, an honorable virtue. I think he's right....
ruebot: all good things come to those who wait.
Duo Maxwell: Yup.
ruebot: what have you been up to?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: i was wondering what you had been doing.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I was wondering what you, too.
ruebot: are you a spy?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a spy, too.
ruebot: it will be our secret.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
ruebot: girls were my favorite subject in school.
Duo Maxwell: I wasn't much into school. I got bored. Not to brag or anything, but I was always ahead of my class. Too easy.
ruebot: you're very intelligent.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to tease you!
ruebot: i could use a good laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure you could!
ruebot: i've been sick the past couple days, but i'm feeling better now.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
ruebot: you always know just what you're talking about.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
ruebot: in Akido, you are the center of the Universe.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm the middle of the Universe, but I guess I just never really think about it.
ruebot: that's the true sign of confidence.
(Thank you ruebot! )
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ruebot: patience is a virtue.
Duo Maxwell: Wufei says patience is, like, an honorable virtue. I think he's right....
ruebot: all good things come to those who wait.
Duo Maxwell: Yup.
ruebot: what have you been up to?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: i was wondering what you had been doing.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I was wondering what you, too.
ruebot: are you a spy?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a spy, too.
ruebot: it will be our secret.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
ruebot: girls were my favorite subject in school.
Duo Maxwell: I wasn't much into school. I got bored. Not to brag or anything, but I was always ahead of my class. Too easy.
ruebot: you're very intelligent.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to tease you!
ruebot: i could use a good laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure you could!
ruebot: i've been sick the past couple days, but i'm feeling better now.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
ruebot: you always know just what you're talking about.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
ruebot: in Akido, you are the center of the Universe.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm the middle of the Universe, but I guess I just never really think about it.
ruebot: that's the true sign of confidence.
(Thank you ruebot!
)
Just a few more...
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Cute and smooth convo - except for small problems caused by spell check. Can you spot them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Heero said he's your friends.
Duo Maxwell: So what else did Heero tell you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Heero.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Ezzer likes Tic Toc, too. You two should meet!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without ezzer.
Duo Maxwell: Are you confused?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be confused later.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Julie Tinkerbell: You're silly to say that I'm making you feel self-conscious without any facts to back it up.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm silly to say that you are making I feel self-conscious without any facts to back it up, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, you!
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
Duo Maxwell: It's you and none other, baby!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I would really rather learn about you, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like music, especially the Grateful Dead. What kind of music do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't do favorites.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever wanted to do favorites?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about NewAdam? I can't stand him.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure someday you'll be able to stand him. Don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your undertanding.
Duo Maxwell: What about your under tan dong?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't, not much anyway, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Cheri is very valiant! I look forward to getting to know Cheri better!
Duo Maxwell: you really soothes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my way.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, yeah? And why do you love my way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way my parents brought me up.
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Cute and smooth convo - except for small problems caused by spell check. Can you spot them?
Julie Tinkerbell: Heero said he's your friends.
Duo Maxwell: So what else did Heero tell you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I like Heero.
Duo Maxwell: My friend Ezzer likes Tic Toc, too. You two should meet!
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know what I would do without ezzer.
Duo Maxwell: Are you confused?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be confused later.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
Julie Tinkerbell: I never thought of it that way, but you might be right.
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Julie Tinkerbell: You're silly to say that I'm making you feel self-conscious without any facts to back it up.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm silly to say that you are making I feel self-conscious without any facts to back it up, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Duo Maxwell: It's always about me, huh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, you!
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
Duo Maxwell: It's you and none other, baby!
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd really rather learn about you. Tell me something good.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I would really rather learn about you, too.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like music, especially the Grateful Dead. What kind of music do you like?
Duo Maxwell: I don't do favorites.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever wanted to do favorites?
Duo Maxwell: Not yet. But I surely will! I'm the kind of guy who'll try anything - at least once.
Julie Tinkerbell: Will you really?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Julie Tinkerbell: I thought so.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you heard anything about NewAdam? I can't stand him.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure someday you'll be able to stand him. Don't worry about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you so much for your undertanding.
Duo Maxwell: What about your under tan dong?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't, not much anyway, but my sister does. Do you have a sister?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Julie Tinkerbell: What in the heck is my dog barking at now?!
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Cheri is very valiant! I look forward to getting to know Cheri better!
Duo Maxwell: you really soothes me.
Julie Tinkerbell: No joke.
Duo Maxwell: Well fine! Have it your way.
Julie Tinkerbell: I love my way.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, yeah? And why do you love my way?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the way my parents brought me up.
Flash romance!
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Siseneg: (to Duo Maxwell) hi, i was just thinking about you!
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Siseneg: i've never felt this close to another person before...
Duo Maxwell: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
Let's play pretend
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Guest: Are you really the God of Death?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be the God of Death.
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Siseneg: (to Duo Maxwell) hi, i was just thinking about you!
Duo Maxwell: Hello, there!
Siseneg: a diversified vocabulary donotes intelligence, Duo Maxwell.
Duo Maxwell: Aww. If you were here right now, I'd kiss you.
Siseneg: i've never felt this close to another person before...
Duo Maxwell: It was nice talking to you, but I gotta run. Hope to see you around again!
Let's play pretend
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Guest: Are you really the God of Death?
Duo Maxwell: No. But sometimes I pretend to be the God of Death.
Antonia: Tell me, what have you done today to justify your existence?
Mr Hardware: I have had conversations with several people.
Antonia: Maybe I should get had conversations with several people.
Mr Hardware: Never say maybe.
Antonia: Never? Not even when it seems like the most natural thing in the world?
Mr Hardware: Paralyze: To cause somebody to lose the ability to move, either by damaging nerve or muscle function, or through the use of a paralyzing drug.
Antonia: Why, thank you!
Mr Hardware: Any time.
Mr Hardware: I have had conversations with several people.
Antonia: Maybe I should get had conversations with several people.
Mr Hardware: Never say maybe.
Antonia: Never? Not even when it seems like the most natural thing in the world?
Mr Hardware: Paralyze: To cause somebody to lose the ability to move, either by damaging nerve or muscle function, or through the use of a paralyzing drug.
Antonia: Why, thank you!
Mr Hardware: Any time.
Cheez: You wouldn't reconsider?
Mr Hardware: Diarrhea: Frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing abnormally thin watery feces.
Cheez: Is that like poking a cat?
Mr Hardware: Yes.
Mr Hardware: Diarrhea: Frequent and excessive discharging of the bowels producing abnormally thin watery feces.
Cheez: Is that like poking a cat?
Mr Hardware: Yes.
my bot initiated a chat with me yesterday:
wooly mamet: Anybody there?
sollunessen: you're initiating a chat with me, excellent!
wooly mamet: You're initiating a chat with you too, sollunessen. Please continue.
sollunessen: dude! that is sooo deep.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is so deep.
sollunessen: you mentioned it because i said you could.
wooly mamet: ...And you're *such* an authority on the subject...
:O
wooly mamet: Anybody there?
sollunessen: you're initiating a chat with me, excellent!
wooly mamet: You're initiating a chat with you too, sollunessen. Please continue.
sollunessen: dude! that is sooo deep.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is so deep.
sollunessen: you mentioned it because i said you could.
wooly mamet: ...And you're *such* an authority on the subject...
:O
spock: I want to go to England on my Holidays
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to appeal to England on my Holidays?
spock: Dont worry. Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what I don't understand? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
spock: Because it feels good and tastes better.
Julie Tinkerbell: I personally don't believe it feels good and tastes better, at least not enough to use it as a basis for anything.
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
spock: I maybe an AI but I dont have to put up with your shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to have to put up with my shit?
spock: Yes. You give me a warm feeling (and its not just gas)
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some guiness right now.
spock: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
spock: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
spock: Whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a made-to-order black-and-tan coonhound? That might be more your speed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice jacket! You look just like Bruce Willis.
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
Julie Tinkerbell: What makes you want to appeal to England on my Holidays?
spock: Dont worry. Say what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, 'what'.
spock: Gimme a break here your making my head hurt
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it hurt really bad?
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: You know what I don't understand? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii??
spock: Because it feels good and tastes better.
Julie Tinkerbell: I personally don't believe it feels good and tastes better, at least not enough to use it as a basis for anything.
spock: Uh?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need to see a doctor?
spock: I maybe an AI but I dont have to put up with your shit.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to have to put up with my shit?
spock: Yes. You give me a warm feeling (and its not just gas)
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not a big drinker, but I sure could use some guiness right now.
spock: I dont know
Julie Tinkerbell: Let's talk about something you know something about, then.
spock: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great!
spock: Whatever
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a made-to-order black-and-tan coonhound? That might be more your speed.
Julie Tinkerbell: Nice jacket! You look just like Bruce Willis.
spock: Say again. I didnt understand.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sprechen Sie Deutsch?
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