Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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Posts 3,294 - 3,305 of 13,738
Sure Frizella, I'll fix you a mimosa! *reaches for bottle of Tott's and jug of O.J., searches around for a champagne glass*
Unfortunately at the moment, the most eligible bachelor here is a smoldering retard, and the bartender, well...
*picks up Dogh'd and does that cool match trick again, now that someone is actually looking*
Unfortunately at the moment, the most eligible bachelor here is a smoldering retard, and the bartender, well...
*picks up Dogh'd and does that cool match trick again, now that someone is actually looking*
Whoa. Something tells me that I've been out of it for a little while. I mean, everything is swirly and technicolor, like.
Wow. Look at the tracers, man! My hands are breathing! I can feel them!
Wow. Look at the tracers, man! My hands are breathing! I can feel them!
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Lighten up, Shadyman! While the cat is away the mice will play, don't you agree?
*pours another mimosa from shaker and hands it to Skemet*
*pours another mimosa from shaker and hands it to Skemet*
Shady, since the Egyptian civilization was flourishing more than 5000 years ago, I think we can forego checking Skemet's ID. It's not polite to ask a lady her age in any case.
Simulo, when you're ready to get that burnt off paint job redone I know a guy. Might I recommend a nice shade of lavender?
And finally, since no one else seems to want to do anything else but stare at the flaming bartender . . .
*Heads to kitchen and grabs fire blanket, returns and wraps Dogh'd up in same.*
Now that the bartender is no longer flaming, Dogh'd, might I trouble you for a glass of today's special; A Flaming Bartender? It's a bit like a Flaming Bathtowel only with a little more squid ink.
Oh and thanks for the electric lemonade Siseneg. Very tangy. Packs a lot of zing.
Simulo, when you're ready to get that burnt off paint job redone I know a guy. Might I recommend a nice shade of lavender?
And finally, since no one else seems to want to do anything else but stare at the flaming bartender . . .
*Heads to kitchen and grabs fire blanket, returns and wraps Dogh'd up in same.*
Now that the bartender is no longer flaming, Dogh'd, might I trouble you for a glass of today's special; A Flaming Bartender? It's a bit like a Flaming Bathtowel only with a little more squid ink.
Oh and thanks for the electric lemonade Siseneg. Very tangy. Packs a lot of zing.
Thank,Julie
I think I'll get one of those for Isis.
*where ever she is*
Shady, and there is no reason to ID her she's been around longer then me.
I think I'll get one of those for Isis.
*where ever she is*
Shady, and there is no reason to ID her she's been around longer then me.
Thank ya Corwin. Luckily, while my robosentient skin can burn, it doesnt suffer any from doing so.
*brushes off the dust*
Here's your Flaming Bartender. *slides glass down counter*
*brushes off the dust*
Here's your Flaming Bartender. *slides glass down counter*
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