Doghead's Cosmic Bar
This is a science fiction character forum. Doghead's Cosmic Bar is an intergalactic bar run by your favorite bartender, Doghead. Stop in, have a drink, and get your talk on!
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*edges in sideways, keeping an eye on the room, and perches on a barstool*
Hey...I got all gussied up for this...can a girl get a mimosa around here?
Hey...I got all gussied up for this...can a girl get a mimosa around here?
Sure Frizella, I'll fix you a mimosa! *reaches for bottle of Tott's and jug of O.J., searches around for a champagne glass*
Unfortunately at the moment, the most eligible bachelor here is a smoldering retard, and the bartender, well...
*picks up Dogh'd and does that cool match trick again, now that someone is actually looking*
Unfortunately at the moment, the most eligible bachelor here is a smoldering retard, and the bartender, well...
*picks up Dogh'd and does that cool match trick again, now that someone is actually looking*
Whoa. Something tells me that I've been out of it for a little while. I mean, everything is swirly and technicolor, like.
Wow. Look at the tracers, man! My hands are breathing! I can feel them!
Wow. Look at the tracers, man! My hands are breathing! I can feel them!
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Lighten up, Shadyman! While the cat is away the mice will play, don't you agree?
*pours another mimosa from shaker and hands it to Skemet*
*pours another mimosa from shaker and hands it to Skemet*
Shady, since the Egyptian civilization was flourishing more than 5000 years ago, I think we can forego checking Skemet's ID. It's not polite to ask a lady her age in any case.
Simulo, when you're ready to get that burnt off paint job redone I know a guy. Might I recommend a nice shade of lavender?
And finally, since no one else seems to want to do anything else but stare at the flaming bartender . . .
*Heads to kitchen and grabs fire blanket, returns and wraps Dogh'd up in same.*
Now that the bartender is no longer flaming, Dogh'd, might I trouble you for a glass of today's special; A Flaming Bartender? It's a bit like a Flaming Bathtowel only with a little more squid ink.
Oh and thanks for the electric lemonade Siseneg. Very tangy. Packs a lot of zing.
Simulo, when you're ready to get that burnt off paint job redone I know a guy. Might I recommend a nice shade of lavender?
And finally, since no one else seems to want to do anything else but stare at the flaming bartender . . .
*Heads to kitchen and grabs fire blanket, returns and wraps Dogh'd up in same.*
Now that the bartender is no longer flaming, Dogh'd, might I trouble you for a glass of today's special; A Flaming Bartender? It's a bit like a Flaming Bathtowel only with a little more squid ink.
Oh and thanks for the electric lemonade Siseneg. Very tangy. Packs a lot of zing.
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