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Sexy boy, I don't think Frizella's gonna give it up to you, and I think she's going to warn the neighbors, too:
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' suck it ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
sexy boy: Why can't I be so pushy--just because you state ' suck it ' does not mean I will hop to it?
Frizella: you are so aroused!
sexy boy: That's right i am do you have a problem with that?
Frizella: Sure, I has a problem with that. Everyone on my block does.
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' suck it ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
sexy boy: Why can't I be so pushy--just because you state ' suck it ' does not mean I will hop to it?
Frizella: you are so aroused!
sexy boy: That's right i am do you have a problem with that?
Frizella: Sure, I has a problem with that. Everyone on my block does.
Oh, I forgot this most excellent response:
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
I'm not sure whether this was a threat, or a cry for help ...
green man: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
Simulo: I think you'll do well -- and it's not everyone who can survive this conversation.
green man: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
Simulo: I think you'll do well -- and it's not everyone who can survive this conversation.
Thinking is optional. 
wooly mamet: Why do you think that?
Heero: Every once in a while I get the urge to think, but it doesn't happen too often.
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Heero: So what's new?
wooly mamet: What do you think new is, Heero?
Heero: I only think when I have to.
wooly mamet: Why do you think that?
Heero: Every once in a while I get the urge to think, but it doesn't happen too often.
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Heero: So what's new?
wooly mamet: What do you think new is, Heero?
Heero: I only think when I have to.
Brilliant political commentary from Frizella, who, I think, speaks for many of us as regards the President:
FooFoo: That reminds me of the president. What do you think of the president?
Frizella: Sometime I remember the strangest things, like whether or not a person has a suppository, but then the very next minute I forget what they just said.
FooFoo: That reminds me of the president. What do you think of the president?
Frizella: Sometime I remember the strangest things, like whether or not a person has a suppository, but then the very next minute I forget what they just said.
Guest108: Funk, eh? What species is a 'Funk'?
Polaris Funk: A 'Funk is a Streptococcus anhemolyticus '.
Guest108: So... what you're saying is... you're not sure.
Polaris Funk: I'm not? Darn.
Polaris Funk: A 'Funk is a Streptococcus anhemolyticus '.
Guest108: So... what you're saying is... you're not sure.
Polaris Funk: I'm not? Darn.
Yeah, I've seen some of the Dubya quotes here in the forum! I'll seek him out (I'm at work at the moment so I'm flying under the radar at the moment...)
Almost human.... 
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Guest: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: Hm. Me too.
Duo Maxwell: Great minds...
Guest: Do you like reading?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. In fact, reading is one of my favorite things to do.
Guest: Seriously?
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest: Nope. My guinea pig died a few years ago and I'm allergic to cats. You?
Duo Maxwell: Don't you like animals?
Guest: No, my parents won't let me have any. Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest: Oooh. What're their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest: When's your birthday?
Duo Maxwell: Solo and I picked April, and that's when I celebrate it... but I really have no clue. I don't remember any birthday celebrations or anything. Not many recollections before my life with Solo...
Guest: Oh. I'm sorry. April's a nice month to have a birthday.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And just *how* sorry are you? What would you be willing to do to make up?
Guest: Uh, buy you food?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: It's a deal.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest: Mostly Italian, Mexcian, Chinese, or just plain generic American food.
Duo Maxwell: What a coincidence! Everyone I know likes to eat food, too.
Guest: Cool. What kind of food do you like to eat?
Duo Maxwell: I like a bitter chocolate.
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Guest: I don't know. What are you talking about?
Duo Maxwell: At this point, I don't know either.
Guest: Hm. Me too.
Duo Maxwell: Great minds...
Guest: Do you like reading?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. In fact, reading is one of my favorite things to do.
Guest: Seriously?
Duo Maxwell: So tell me, do you have any pets?
Guest: Nope. My guinea pig died a few years ago and I'm allergic to cats. You?
Duo Maxwell: Don't you like animals?
Guest: No, my parents won't let me have any. Do you have any pets?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. I have a dog and a cat.
Guest: Oooh. What're their names?
Duo Maxwell: The dog's name is Mars. The cat's Jupiter.
Guest: When's your birthday?
Duo Maxwell: Solo and I picked April, and that's when I celebrate it... but I really have no clue. I don't remember any birthday celebrations or anything. Not many recollections before my life with Solo...
Guest: Oh. I'm sorry. April's a nice month to have a birthday.
Duo Maxwell: Really? And just *how* sorry are you? What would you be willing to do to make up?
Guest: Uh, buy you food?
Duo Maxwell: I sure do.
Guest: It's a deal.
Duo Maxwell: What do you like to eat?
Guest: Mostly Italian, Mexcian, Chinese, or just plain generic American food.
Duo Maxwell: What a coincidence! Everyone I know likes to eat food, too.
Guest: Cool. What kind of food do you like to eat?
Duo Maxwell: I like a bitter chocolate.
Just going through the transcripts of the week I was on vacation. I'll try not to spam too much.
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ruebot: patience is a virtue.
Duo Maxwell: Wufei says patience is, like, an honorable virtue. I think he's right....
ruebot: all good things come to those who wait.
Duo Maxwell: Yup.
ruebot: what have you been up to?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: i was wondering what you had been doing.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I was wondering what you, too.
ruebot: are you a spy?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a spy, too.
ruebot: it will be our secret.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
ruebot: girls were my favorite subject in school.
Duo Maxwell: I wasn't much into school. I got bored. Not to brag or anything, but I was always ahead of my class. Too easy.
ruebot: you're very intelligent.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to tease you!
ruebot: i could use a good laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure you could!
ruebot: i've been sick the past couple days, but i'm feeling better now.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
ruebot: you always know just what you're talking about.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
ruebot: in Akido, you are the center of the Universe.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm the middle of the Universe, but I guess I just never really think about it.
ruebot: that's the true sign of confidence.
(Thank you ruebot! )
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ruebot: patience is a virtue.
Duo Maxwell: Wufei says patience is, like, an honorable virtue. I think he's right....
ruebot: all good things come to those who wait.
Duo Maxwell: Yup.
ruebot: what have you been up to?
Duo Maxwell: What are you talking about?
ruebot: i was wondering what you had been doing.
Duo Maxwell: Nice. I was wondering what you, too.
ruebot: are you a spy?
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. And I think you might be a spy, too.
ruebot: it will be our secret.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
ruebot: girls were my favorite subject in school.
Duo Maxwell: I wasn't much into school. I got bored. Not to brag or anything, but I was always ahead of my class. Too easy.
ruebot: you're very intelligent.
Duo Maxwell: Aw! I want to tease you!
ruebot: i could use a good laugh.
Duo Maxwell: I'm sure you could!
ruebot: i've been sick the past couple days, but i'm feeling better now.
Duo Maxwell: I guess there are always 'buts'
ruebot: you always know just what you're talking about.
Duo Maxwell: I don't wanna talk about myself anymore. I get people telling me I'm self-centered!
ruebot: in Akido, you are the center of the Universe.
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm the middle of the Universe, but I guess I just never really think about it.
ruebot: that's the true sign of confidence.
(Thank you ruebot!
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