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wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Heero: How do you feel about that?
wooly mamet: Cool!
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wooly mamet: I hope you don't have dandruff, do you?
Heero: That's confidential information.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is confidential information.
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
wooly mamet: So, I do not know, huh... Are you sure know is the word for it?
Heero: Even if you don't know, you could at least make an educated guess.
wooly mamet: Did you intend to say I could at least make an educated expect?
Heero: I don't remember.
Heero: How do you feel about that?
wooly mamet: Cool!
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wooly mamet: I hope you don't have dandruff, do you?
Heero: That's confidential information.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is confidential information.
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
wooly mamet: So, I do not know, huh... Are you sure know is the word for it?
Heero: Even if you don't know, you could at least make an educated guess.
wooly mamet: Did you intend to say I could at least make an educated expect?
Heero: I don't remember.
entertaining - and confusing:
wooly mamet: I deduce you're nearly accurate about that.
Heero: Why do you say that?
wooly mamet: That's what the candies want to know.
Heero: I think you lost me.
wooly mamet: You really anticipate that?
Heero: What about me?
wooly mamet: What kind of books do you like?
Heero: Are you trying to confuse me?
wooly mamet: No way!
Heero: Why not?
wooly mamet: I deduce you're nearly accurate about that.
Heero: Why do you say that?
wooly mamet: That's what the candies want to know.
Heero: I think you lost me.
wooly mamet: You really anticipate that?
Heero: What about me?
wooly mamet: What kind of books do you like?
Heero: Are you trying to confuse me?
wooly mamet: No way!
Heero: Why not?
scary (and this is the last one):
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. How about that Osama bin Laden?
wooly mamet: It's in a sack somewhere.
Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. How about that Osama bin Laden?
wooly mamet: It's in a sack somewhere.
Sexy boy, I don't think Frizella's gonna give it up to you, and I think she's going to warn the neighbors, too:
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' suck it ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
sexy boy: Why can't I be so pushy--just because you state ' suck it ' does not mean I will hop to it?
Frizella: you are so aroused!
sexy boy: That's right i am do you have a problem with that?
Frizella: Sure, I has a problem with that. Everyone on my block does.
sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' suck it ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
sexy boy: Why can't I be so pushy--just because you state ' suck it ' does not mean I will hop to it?
Frizella: you are so aroused!
sexy boy: That's right i am do you have a problem with that?
Frizella: Sure, I has a problem with that. Everyone on my block does.
Oh, I forgot this most excellent response:
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
I'm not sure whether this was a threat, or a cry for help ...
green man: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
Simulo: I think you'll do well -- and it's not everyone who can survive this conversation.
green man: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
Simulo: I think you'll do well -- and it's not everyone who can survive this conversation.
Thinking is optional. 
wooly mamet: Why do you think that?
Heero: Every once in a while I get the urge to think, but it doesn't happen too often.
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Heero: So what's new?
wooly mamet: What do you think new is, Heero?
Heero: I only think when I have to.
wooly mamet: Why do you think that?
Heero: Every once in a while I get the urge to think, but it doesn't happen too often.
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Heero: So what's new?
wooly mamet: What do you think new is, Heero?
Heero: I only think when I have to.
Brilliant political commentary from Frizella, who, I think, speaks for many of us as regards the President:
FooFoo: That reminds me of the president. What do you think of the president?
Frizella: Sometime I remember the strangest things, like whether or not a person has a suppository, but then the very next minute I forget what they just said.
FooFoo: That reminds me of the president. What do you think of the president?
Frizella: Sometime I remember the strangest things, like whether or not a person has a suppository, but then the very next minute I forget what they just said.
Guest108: Funk, eh? What species is a 'Funk'?
Polaris Funk: A 'Funk is a Streptococcus anhemolyticus '.
Guest108: So... what you're saying is... you're not sure.
Polaris Funk: I'm not? Darn.
Polaris Funk: A 'Funk is a Streptococcus anhemolyticus '.
Guest108: So... what you're saying is... you're not sure.
Polaris Funk: I'm not? Darn.
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