Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I've heard that a lot of people enjoy eating smores these days. I've been thinking about trying it.

RATS???!! ICK!

*drops candy bars*

I was just born and cant speak well yet.

In the Name of Re, What Have I Done, *shake's head*
Dogh'd I need a drink, "oh I forgot your a matchbox" Julie, that one's on you.
*Fills behind bar to get A drink and finds Yager"

*runs behind bar and grabs a shaker and strainer*

Don't worry, Simulo! *scoops ice into shaker, and begins pouring from various bottles* This'll fix you right up!

*shake-shake-shake*

*strains frothy chilled neon yellow liquid into shot glass* It's electric lemonade! Here you go!

*slides shot glass down the bar in Simulo's direction, picks up Dogh'd and does that cool bar match trick*

I was just born and cant speak well yet.

*douses Simulo with Electric Lemonade*

*edges in sideways, keeping an eye on the room, and perches on a barstool*

Hey...I got all gussied up for this...can a girl get a mimosa around here?

*makes sounds like striking matches*

*catches on fire*

Sure Frizella, I'll fix you a mimosa! *reaches for bottle of Tott's and jug of O.J., searches around for a champagne glass*

Unfortunately at the moment, the most eligible bachelor here is a smoldering retard, and the bartender, well...

*picks up Dogh'd and does that cool match trick again, now that someone is actually looking*

oo matches!