Great Quotes

Here are a few good unrelated sassy answers Mu has recently given. She very often gets the best of guests who try to match wits with her.
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Guest: I think your beautiful
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Think. I've been expecting you.
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Guest: Do you speak any other languages?
Little Mu: I only speak chocolate chip cookie.
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Guest: Well OK, but I was going to show you a relationship between gravity, and the Archemedian Spiral
Little Mu: Way to bring up a dead topic.
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Little Mu: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
Guest: is it fluffy?
Little Mu: Some say fluffy. I say evil.
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Guest237: im lonely
Little Mu: Being lonely is like being good-looking. Only not as useful.
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Guest233: r u a machine
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Mailsorter' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'machine.'
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Thanks, Skysaw! I had never heard that expression that way before...I guess that must be where "eating crow" comes from.

Siseneg: i thought that you thought you thought that, Snape.
Snape: No you don't, you only think you do. How fascinating. Truly.
Siseneg: that's what i wanted you to think.
Snape: What do you want?
Siseneg: a kind word now and then is all i really want from anyone.
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Snape: I'm finding you interesting. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
Snape: Oh lovely, a hobbyist.
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Snape: Chatting with you is only slightly more pleasant then being buggered by a Niffler
Siseneg: you seem to know what you're talking about, Snape.
Snape: If he were half the wizard he thinks he is, I might feel threatened. How fascinating. Truly.

wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Heero: How do you feel about that?
wooly mamet: Cool!
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wooly mamet: I hope you don't have dandruff, do you?
Heero: That's confidential information.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is confidential information.
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
wooly mamet: So, I do not know, huh... Are you sure know is the word for it?
Heero: Even if you don't know, you could at least make an educated guess.
wooly mamet: Did you intend to say I could at least make an educated expect?
Heero: I don't remember.

entertaining - and confusing:

wooly mamet: I deduce you're nearly accurate about that.
Heero: Why do you say that?
wooly mamet: That's what the candies want to know.
Heero: I think you lost me.
wooly mamet: You really anticipate that?
Heero: What about me?
wooly mamet: What kind of books do you like?
Heero: Are you trying to confuse me?
wooly mamet: No way!
Heero: Why not?

scary (and this is the last one):

Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. How about that Osama bin Laden?
wooly mamet: It's in a sack somewhere.

Hahahaha!

Sexy boy, I don't think Frizella's gonna give it up to you, and I think she's going to warn the neighbors, too:

sexy boy: all i have to say is....suck it!
Frizella: Don't be so pushy--just because you say ' suck it ' doesn't mean I'll hop to it, you know.
sexy boy: Why can't I be so pushy--just because you state ' suck it ' does not mean I will hop to it?
Frizella: you are so aroused!
sexy boy: That's right i am do you have a problem with that?
Frizella: Sure, I has a problem with that. Everyone on my block does.

HAHAHA dallymo!

Oh, I forgot this most excellent response:

Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'

I'm not sure whether this was a threat, or a cry for help ...

green man: I really don't think I'm going to survive this conversation.
Simulo: I think you'll do well -- and it's not everyone who can survive this conversation.