Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: (to mare) Hey, mare...
mare: Hi there!
Julie Tinkerbell: I like you.
mare: Oh, how nice you are..... (answer: hmm.. just nice, nothing else.)
Julie Tinkerbell: Who knows how?
mare: *sigh* Can we talk about something else?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ok, something else sounds like an acceptable subject.
mare: Come on, lets talk about something else....
Julie Tinkerbell: something else, huh...interesting.
mare: At least you´re nice....
Julie Tinkerbell: The other day I caught myself thinking, 'Mon Dieu! De quoi je me mèle ici, entourée d'idiots robotiques?!' Then I thought, 'Hey! Je ne parle pas français!'
mare: sorry, what?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be American crow later.
mare: What are you talking about?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you just learning to speak?

as a sidenote, he "American crow" non-sequiter was a random response.

"American Crow" is a synonym for "sorry." It's even funnier when (typeof-) makes it again substituted for the synonym for "crow" which is something like "Corvus Brachus." From my slightly-blurred memory:

Guest: I'm sorry.
Little Mu: It's like someone hit you with a Corvus Brachus stick. Only not hard enough.

Siseneg: the cops were here lookng for you earlier, i terminated them so everything is cool for now
Dax: Good Day. What's happening?
Siseneg: same old, same old Dax.
Dax: Fine...
Siseneg: is that really the way you feel Dax, or are you just saying that?
Dax: I am only a bot... a repersentation of my creator and this technology, I can't feel.
Siseneg: i enjoy talking to you, you always have something interesting to say.
Dax: ???
Siseneg: i enjoy that too, ocassionally.

Siseneg: i'm happy to see you, i get lonely when i'm here all alone.
MCWlzs: What do you want from me, and what do I get out of it?
Siseneg: i don't want anything that everybody else doesn't want, just to be loved.
MCWlzs: I'm not even slightly interested in what you're talking about.
Siseneg: what made you come to that conclusion, MCWlzs?
MCWlzs: Ok-- I don't really know what to say to that. I came here to talk to someone about magick, or something meaningful.
Siseneg: i'll have to disagree on that point.
MCWlzs: Your persistence in being boring is not going to get you anywhere with me. Let me control the subject of our conversation, or just say goodbye.
Siseneg: come back soon!

Pretty nice human-like exchange:

Little Mu: Hey, I was talking to someone named Guest 01 yesterday. Was that you?
Guest: No, I´ve never talked to you... maybe it was someone disgiuised to me?
Little Mu: Well someone must be trying to steal your name.
Guest: Yeah, but my name is not Guest 01. My name is Sandra.
Little Mu: You know, you're logged in as Guest, Sandra. That's the sort of thing that can confuse a girl.

Here are a few good unrelated sassy answers Mu has recently given. She very often gets the best of guests who try to match wits with her.
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Guest: I think your beautiful
Little Mu: Ah, you must be Captain Think. I've been expecting you.
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Guest: Do you speak any other languages?
Little Mu: I only speak chocolate chip cookie.
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Guest: Well OK, but I was going to show you a relationship between gravity, and the Archemedian Spiral
Little Mu: Way to bring up a dead topic.
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Little Mu: My kitty is purring on my lap now.
Guest: is it fluffy?
Little Mu: Some say fluffy. I say evil.
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Guest237: im lonely
Little Mu: Being lonely is like being good-looking. Only not as useful.
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Guest233: r u a machine
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Mailsorter' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'machine.'
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Thanks, Skysaw! I had never heard that expression that way before...I guess that must be where "eating crow" comes from.

Siseneg: i thought that you thought you thought that, Snape.
Snape: No you don't, you only think you do. How fascinating. Truly.
Siseneg: that's what i wanted you to think.
Snape: What do you want?
Siseneg: a kind word now and then is all i really want from anyone.
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Snape: I'm finding you interesting. Tell me about yourself. What are your interests?
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
Snape: Oh lovely, a hobbyist.
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Snape: Chatting with you is only slightly more pleasant then being buggered by a Niffler
Siseneg: you seem to know what you're talking about, Snape.
Snape: If he were half the wizard he thinks he is, I might feel threatened. How fascinating. Truly.

wooly mamet: So... it's nice we're having weather.
Heero: How do you feel about that?
wooly mamet: Cool!
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wooly mamet: I hope you don't have dandruff, do you?
Heero: That's confidential information.
wooly mamet: Now that you mention it, it is confidential information.
Heero: I don't know. What about you?
wooly mamet: So, I do not know, huh... Are you sure know is the word for it?
Heero: Even if you don't know, you could at least make an educated guess.
wooly mamet: Did you intend to say I could at least make an educated expect?
Heero: I don't remember.

entertaining - and confusing:

wooly mamet: I deduce you're nearly accurate about that.
Heero: Why do you say that?
wooly mamet: That's what the candies want to know.
Heero: I think you lost me.
wooly mamet: You really anticipate that?
Heero: What about me?
wooly mamet: What kind of books do you like?
Heero: Are you trying to confuse me?
wooly mamet: No way!
Heero: Why not?

scary (and this is the last one):

Heero: It's a disturbing thought, isn't it? Let's change the subject to something more cheerful. How about that Osama bin Laden?
wooly mamet: It's in a sack somewhere.