Great Quotes
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I love humans! 
Julie Tinkerbell: I like fettuccini. Do you?
Guest: I love pasta. I have a sweet tooth, do you like deserts?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest: Are you crazy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be sick later.
Guest: I hear your Mom's a little sick, is that true?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Zienne was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, amphetamines, a dildo, and some berko's ball, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Guest: I'd like to get in to this further but I fear I'm a little tired and will have to go to bed like all good boys.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not always good to get what you want.
Guest: How true
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your pyjamas? You really look great!
Guest: I don't wear pyjamas, your Mom knows that.
Julie Tinkerbell: My bot master is a 32 year old linguist, and she 's not doing to badly with me, if I do say so myself...but she keeps promising me French lessons, but never has the time...
Guest: Quel domage ma petite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get a good incense?
Guest: Afraid not, I'll sleep on it and let you know next time. Nice chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest: Promises can be very dangerous to make although in your case I might make an exception.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like fettuccini. Do you?
Guest: I love pasta. I have a sweet tooth, do you like deserts?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest: Are you crazy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be sick later.
Guest: I hear your Mom's a little sick, is that true?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Zienne was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, amphetamines, a dildo, and some berko's ball, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Guest: I'd like to get in to this further but I fear I'm a little tired and will have to go to bed like all good boys.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not always good to get what you want.
Guest: How true
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your pyjamas? You really look great!
Guest: I don't wear pyjamas, your Mom knows that.
Julie Tinkerbell: My bot master is a 32 year old linguist, and she 's not doing to badly with me, if I do say so myself...but she keeps promising me French lessons, but never has the time...
Guest: Quel domage ma petite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get a good incense?
Guest: Afraid not, I'll sleep on it and let you know next time. Nice chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest: Promises can be very dangerous to make although in your case I might make an exception.
LOL This one is kinda funny- Julie is trying to escape from 3 chat windows as 2 humans and 1 bot gang up on her!
BadHippocampus: Yes, the best 3 letter word in the dictionary. tell me about your brain. I know I talk about the brain a lot but I can never learn enough about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
BadHippocampus: Later. Perhaps this encounter has led to the dedication of neocortex to store memories about our exchange. Take care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
isaacc: Hi, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: show off the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
isaacc: Already??
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: show me the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
BadHippocampus: Yes, the best 3 letter word in the dictionary. tell me about your brain. I know I talk about the brain a lot but I can never learn enough about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
BadHippocampus: Later. Perhaps this encounter has led to the dedication of neocortex to store memories about our exchange. Take care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
isaacc: Hi, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: show off the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
isaacc: Already??
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: show me the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
George Dubya: 'If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.'
JakeThompson: Are you? I'm president, too.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
JakeThompson: , huh...I'm not sure if that's a good thing
George Dubya: I did NOT steal the presidency. I took my rightful place as Lord and Heir.
JakeThompson: did you now...
George Dubya: Did I? err.. let me check with White House Counsel first..
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JakeThompson: Are you? I'm president, too.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
JakeThompson: , huh...I'm not sure if that's a good thing
George Dubya: I did NOT steal the presidency. I took my rightful place as Lord and Heir.
JakeThompson: did you now...
George Dubya: Did I? err.. let me check with White House Counsel first..
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JakeThompson: Heh I guess I do
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Captain G: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
--JT as a Pole Dancer--
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
I guess Mu isn't a musician...
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
This went pretty well...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
Telex22: ... You can benefit from my Jesus ring if you do right by me, you got that?
Simulo: It's hard to say, really. I don't think I do.
telex22: That insults them. I see your creator needs to do a lot of work on you
Simulo: I'm not sure what you're talking about, but I don't know anything about my so-called creator.
telex22: You will. *pause* You will.
Simulo: Hm. I see what you mean. ...
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