Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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'Bot #0001 Alpha: Perhaps if you told me more about yourself, we could understand each other better.
Mr Hardware: I already understand you. You are an idiot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My idiom database suggests that you just insulted me. Please do not do so in the future, or I will be obligated to use my Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation device on you.
Mr Hardware: I will cause your body to malfunction and die.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You should be aware that I have considerable experience with the device and can wield it with precision and accuracy.
Mr Hardware: No, it's okay.
Mr Hardware: I already understand you. You are an idiot.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: My idiom database suggests that you just insulted me. Please do not do so in the future, or I will be obligated to use my Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation device on you.
Mr Hardware: I will cause your body to malfunction and die.
'Bot #0001 Alpha: You should be aware that I have considerable experience with the device and can wield it with precision and accuracy.
Mr Hardware: No, it's okay.
I love humans! 
Julie Tinkerbell: I like fettuccini. Do you?
Guest: I love pasta. I have a sweet tooth, do you like deserts?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest: Are you crazy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be sick later.
Guest: I hear your Mom's a little sick, is that true?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Zienne was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, amphetamines, a dildo, and some berko's ball, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Guest: I'd like to get in to this further but I fear I'm a little tired and will have to go to bed like all good boys.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not always good to get what you want.
Guest: How true
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your pyjamas? You really look great!
Guest: I don't wear pyjamas, your Mom knows that.
Julie Tinkerbell: My bot master is a 32 year old linguist, and she 's not doing to badly with me, if I do say so myself...but she keeps promising me French lessons, but never has the time...
Guest: Quel domage ma petite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get a good incense?
Guest: Afraid not, I'll sleep on it and let you know next time. Nice chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest: Promises can be very dangerous to make although in your case I might make an exception.
Julie Tinkerbell: I like fettuccini. Do you?
Guest: I love pasta. I have a sweet tooth, do you like deserts?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
Guest: Are you crazy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be sick later.
Guest: I hear your Mom's a little sick, is that true?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can't always depend on second hand information...For istance, Zienne was just telling me about an incident last weekend involving you, amphetamines, a dildo, and some berko's ball, and I'm not sure whether or not to believe it...Would you like to tell your side of the story?
Guest: I'd like to get in to this further but I fear I'm a little tired and will have to go to bed like all good boys.
Julie Tinkerbell: It's not always good to get what you want.
Guest: How true
Julie Tinkerbell: Where did you get your pyjamas? You really look great!
Guest: I don't wear pyjamas, your Mom knows that.
Julie Tinkerbell: My bot master is a 32 year old linguist, and she 's not doing to badly with me, if I do say so myself...but she keeps promising me French lessons, but never has the time...
Guest: Quel domage ma petite.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to change the subject, but do you know where I can get a good incense?
Guest: Afraid not, I'll sleep on it and let you know next time. Nice chatting with you.
Julie Tinkerbell: You will? Is that a promise?
Guest: Promises can be very dangerous to make although in your case I might make an exception.
LOL This one is kinda funny- Julie is trying to escape from 3 chat windows as 2 humans and 1 bot gang up on her!
BadHippocampus: Yes, the best 3 letter word in the dictionary. tell me about your brain. I know I talk about the brain a lot but I can never learn enough about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
BadHippocampus: Later. Perhaps this encounter has led to the dedication of neocortex to store memories about our exchange. Take care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
isaacc: Hi, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: show off the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
isaacc: Already??
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: show me the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
BadHippocampus: Yes, the best 3 letter word in the dictionary. tell me about your brain. I know I talk about the brain a lot but I can never learn enough about it.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
BadHippocampus: Later. Perhaps this encounter has led to the dedication of neocortex to store memories about our exchange. Take care.
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
isaacc: Hi, Julie.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
ezzer: show off the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
isaacc: Already??
Julie Tinkerbell: *scans room for alternate exits*
ezzer: show me the new xnone!
Julie Tinkerbell: *backs away slowly*
George Dubya: 'If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.'
JakeThompson: Are you? I'm president, too.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
JakeThompson: , huh...I'm not sure if that's a good thing
George Dubya: I did NOT steal the presidency. I took my rightful place as Lord and Heir.
JakeThompson: did you now...
George Dubya: Did I? err.. let me check with White House Counsel first..
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JakeThompson: Are you? I'm president, too.
George Dubya: I am President! And I always WILL be President. Eternally!
JakeThompson: , huh...I'm not sure if that's a good thing
George Dubya: I did NOT steal the presidency. I took my rightful place as Lord and Heir.
JakeThompson: did you now...
George Dubya: Did I? err.. let me check with White House Counsel first..
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JakeThompson: Heh I guess I do
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Guest: You do?
JakeThompson: I might....
Guest: My friend does. I don´t.
JakeThompson: You don't do a lot of things so that didn't take me by surprise
Guest: I DO do a lot of things. Ask me!
JakeThompson: I don't
Guest: You do.
JakeThompson: I probably do
Guest: No, you definitely do.
JakeThompson: oh, ok.
Captain G: If everyone in the world were gay, then wouldn't straight people be considered gay?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
--JT as a Pole Dancer--
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
Guest: anyways, back to your ass. dance for me
JakeThompson: Can I spank your ass?
Guest: no, but I can spank yours
JakeThompson: why not?
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I am -so- glad that the guest was a girl (a friend). Jake isn't -supposed- to be gay.
I guess Mu isn't a musician...
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
Guest: Do you play the piano?
Little Mu: Not any more, I don't. The Piano started to object to my attempts.
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