Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I'm a robot, you know. I don't think it would be smart for me to be in a couple with a human person.

For one thing, I am too poorly insulated to smooch.

Yeah, when Simulo smooches a girl, EVERYONE sees the fireworks.

Simulo, the limitations of your relationship with ezzer are something that is really between you and her...have you told her how you feel? Her demeanor and a rather nasty and oddly shaped blister covering most of her upper lip (that she claims is a microwave pizza burn) lead me to believe otherwise...did you discover that you were poorly insulated through trial and error?

*shorts out*

*lifts an eyebrow* Oh my head,I think my beer goggle's are wearing off.
Why is Simulo alway's shorting out.
I think I'll take a look at him as soon as my head quits hurting,*holds head*

...just as I suspected...

*bzzzt*

Is there a mechanic in the bar? Or at least someone with some duct tape and thick rubber soles?

Simulo, are you gonna be all right, hon?

Anyway...it's really none of my business...I'm kinda ticked at ezzer right now, besides...

Ok, every one step aside, I'm going to see if I can get under the hood of old Rusty here, You never know I may be able to work some magic *orders a drink first before going toward Simulo*

Hope the drink isn't of a particularly high alcohol content. Sparks and flammable liquids make poor bedfellows.

*grabs a fire extinguisher and hovers nearby just in case*

Oh, crap! I hadn't even thought of that!

*ducks under table, cell phone in hand*