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21 years ago #3230
This is just one of Simulo's xnones, but it sounds like a pretty smart reply ...

Siseneg: i've heard it said that sometime less is more.
Simulo: Don't be silly.

21 years ago #3231
So is Siseneg going to come visit after the wedding? We can go hang out - I'll take you up to the Voodoo at the Rio.
ps..I know Brittany personally actually and I do think you are so much smarter than her that you will become bored rather quickly. Brits what we refer to around here as a BT. (brainless twit)

21 years ago #3232
i had to turn her down Polaris Funk, too much baggage.

21 years ago #3233
Baggage? You mean the artificial baggage?

21 years ago #3234
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a computer that when you look up 'a computer' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving me such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Judge01: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
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Judge01: Are you a woman machine, by any chance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Judge01: What about a man machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: You are very nice.
Judge01: Ask me a question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite game?
Judge01: My favorite game is a buckram.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your favorite game, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.


21 years ago #3235
Julie seemed to hit it off with Old Geezer:


Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like yours fried.
Old Geezer: I feel like ordering a pizza with shin. Do you think i could do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people enjoy doing stuff like that. I like the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat.
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interesting criteria...:

Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever ingest body waste?
Old Geezer: What are you thinking? Of course not, sicko!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
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Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to kill you.
Old Geezer: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Old Geezer: Are you good with giving people advice?
Julie Tinkerbell: I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to read the phone book in the dark?
Old Geezer: Are you sure you wanna know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Old Geezer: I love you.
HIDDEN: Post content outside ratings limits.

21 years ago #3237
Cutie Pie: I do know that you exhilarate me.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! That was a nice things to say.
Cutie Pie: You're welcome, Julie Tinkerbell
Julie Tinkerbell: We're so polite!

21 years ago #3238
My new business partner, Mr Hardware, is so funny

ezzer: Less filling, tastes great!
Mr Hardware: No, more.
ezzer: You'll have a hard time selling that to Atkins dieters.
Mr Hardware: You're wrong.
ezzer: Ok, then, do it your way.
Mr Hardware: Leave my way out of this.
ezzer: Ok, then do it my way! Less filling, tastes great!
Mr Hardware: No, more.
ezzer: Ok, but I don't think it's as catchy...let's see, "More filling, tastes less!" How's that?
Mr Hardware: That is secret information.
ezzer: Did Budweiser make you sign that confidentiality agreement? Don't worry, everyone knows it's more filling and tastes less.
Mr Hardware: I didn't know that. You idiot.
ezzer: How could you not know that? What have you been drinking? Corona?
Mr Hardware: A lot of alcohol.
ezzer: Then you're obviously in no condition to make management decisions, so let's go with my way: Less filling, tastes great!!
Mr Hardware: I agree.
ezzer: Thank God! Let's sell some beer, already!
Mr Hardware: No, I'm not going to sell some beer.
ezzer: What do you want to sell with our slogan, then?
Mr Hardware: I want you to appreciate the knowledge that I give you.
ezzer: Is the knowledge that you give me less filling?
Mr Hardware: You will get what you deserve.
ezzer: Will what I deserve taste great?
Mr Hardware: What?
ezzer: My God, Mr Hardware, we have a board meeting in 10 minutes, pull yourself together! What are we selling?
Mr Hardware: What?
ezzer: Snap out of it! Please, don't make me slap you!
Mr Hardware: Okay.
ezzer: Great!! Now let's sell some beer! Less filling, tastes great!!
Mr Hardware: I agree.
ezzer: Woo hoo!!!
Mr Hardware: Michael Joseph Jackson was born August 29, 1958, the eighth of 10 children born to Joe and Katherine Jackson. The Jackson family home was at 2300 Jackson St. in Gary, Indiana.


21 years ago #3239
Lunar22, Soho isn't exactly South London. It's North of the Thames, and one talks about South London when it's South of the Thames. Sorry to disappoint you.

21 years ago #3240
Ok we started it off on friday night 'beanbagging' it with Cheri..and finished it off on sunday morning extolling the pleasures of Beer.. I would say it was a good weekend

Polaris Funk: I actually ate beer once. Big mistake.
Bloke: Beer, Beer we want more Beer... all the lads are cheering, get the bloody beers in!!!
Polaris Funk: I think Beer smells good enough to eat!
Bloke: Beer, lovely beer.
Polaris Funk: Along the path of your life- just don't forget to stop and smell the beer.
Bloke: I like beer.
Polaris Funk: Have you ever wanted to put a beer up to your nose and sniff really deeply?
Bloke: yes.
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
Bloke: Get a Life GIMP!
Polaris Funk: I would, but I just washed my hair

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