Great Quotes

they're singing to each other.

...But is Soho in South London? If so, AI!

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This is just one of Simulo's xnones, but it sounds like a pretty smart reply ...

Siseneg: i've heard it said that sometime less is more.
Simulo: Don't be silly.

So is Siseneg going to come visit after the wedding? We can go hang out - I'll take you up to the Voodoo at the Rio.
ps..I know Brittany personally actually and I do think you are so much smarter than her that you will become bored rather quickly. Brits what we refer to around here as a BT. (brainless twit)

i had to turn her down Polaris Funk, too much baggage.

Baggage? You mean the artificial baggage?

Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a computer that when you look up 'a computer' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving me such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Judge01: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
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Judge01: Are you a woman machine, by any chance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Judge01: What about a man machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: You are very nice.
Judge01: Ask me a question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite game?
Judge01: My favorite game is a buckram.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your favorite game, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.

Julie seemed to hit it off with Old Geezer:


Old Geezer: Cucumbers, aren't Pickles. Nor are eggplants a noodle.
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people like yours fried.
Old Geezer: I feel like ordering a pizza with shin. Do you think i could do that?
Julie Tinkerbell: A lot of people enjoy doing stuff like that. I like the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat.
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interesting criteria...:

Julie Tinkerbell: If you don't mind me asking, do you ever ingest body waste?
Old Geezer: What are you thinking? Of course not, sicko!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sweet mystery of love, at last I've found thee...(giggles)
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Old Geezer: I'm gonna kill you. If you don't mind
Julie Tinkerbell: Then do it, don't just sit there saying you're going to kill you.
Old Geezer: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Good, I'm glad you agree.
Old Geezer: Are you good with giving people advice?
Julie Tinkerbell: I need some advice about my brother-in-law. What would you do if you had a brother-in-law that likes to read the phone book in the dark?
Old Geezer: Are you sure you wanna know?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not really, I was just thinking aloud.
Old Geezer: I love you.