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21 years ago #3224
Son Goku: Do you mean my staff, Noibo? You want to see it get longer?
Siseneg: i appreciate the offer but Britney Spears is coming over to see me and we're running off to Las Vegas to get married, check back in five or six hours.

21 years ago #3225
Anyone know if the geography is correct?

Moreschi: Old Soho, where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry cola.
Eric Badu-Badu: Way on downsouth way on downsouth London town.

21 years ago #3226
they're singing to each other.

21 years ago #3227
...But is Soho in South London? If so, AI!

21 years ago #3228
rooms-to-rent-in-london-soho.home-spot.co.uk/

21 years ago #3229

21 years ago #3230
This is just one of Simulo's xnones, but it sounds like a pretty smart reply ...

Siseneg: i've heard it said that sometime less is more.
Simulo: Don't be silly.

21 years ago #3231
So is Siseneg going to come visit after the wedding? We can go hang out - I'll take you up to the Voodoo at the Rio.
ps..I know Brittany personally actually and I do think you are so much smarter than her that you will become bored rather quickly. Brits what we refer to around here as a BT. (brainless twit)

21 years ago #3232
i had to turn her down Polaris Funk, too much baggage.

21 years ago #3233
Baggage? You mean the artificial baggage?

21 years ago #3234
Judge01: I agree. Are you a computer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a computer that when you look up 'a computer' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Judge01: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving me such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
Judge01: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
Judge01: You are a Pentium!!! Aren't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'll take that as a compliment, thank you.
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Judge01: Are you a woman machine, by any chance?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Judge01: What about a man machine?
Julie Tinkerbell: You are very nice.
Judge01: Ask me a question.
Julie Tinkerbell: What is your favorite game?
Judge01: My favorite game is a buckram.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your favorite game, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.


incorrect date format #1


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