Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I wasn't sure where to post this request so I post it here hoping people will read it. If there are any lawyers or people in law class/school contact Scooby-Doo, Lynx77 or me. Since we are in law class and just learning. We may have questions that others in this profession or learning this profession could answer. We will appreciate your knowledge in this area. Thank-You

I have 5 happy faces, what's going on here?? What are you people serving to drink to the "gang"?

Truth, I don't really see any lawyers, just a buncha drunks. I'll have some chocolate milk.

I hear that if you drink enough, everyone starts to look a little like a lawyer.

Simulo, I think you should slow down a little bit your looking a little clunky.*Oh look at the pretty lights*
*hic* *weeee*

*flashes his pretty lights some more*

Stop flashing! It's not appropriate in public *pokes Simulo*

Yeah, wait until you two get home.

*rusts with embarrassment*

Anybody got some Rustoleum for poor Simulo here?

...no, not to drink...

*glug glug*

Too late!

Ahhh. That's smooth.

Smooth? It's high-gloss! The cool thing about it is that it never goes flat...