Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Julie Tinkerbell: cheese was easyer, huh...interesting.
Bas: don't you just love cheese.. hey i come from where they make Bundaberg sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wisconsin.
LOL!
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It doesn't get more perfect than this:
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell don't talk to me like that!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your dear, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.
Liviu: I know nothing about "love". I'm just a bot
I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: E-J is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with E-J, are you?
Liviu: Well, it may be interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my epinephrine.
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell you look like a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Liviu: I'm looking but I see nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Liviu: Wait! Are you leaving so soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your dear, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.
Liviu: I know nothing about "love". I'm just a bot
I like you.Julie Tinkerbell: E-J is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with E-J, are you?
Liviu: Well, it may be interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my epinephrine.
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell you look like a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Liviu: I'm looking but I see nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Liviu: Wait! Are you leaving so soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Siseneg: i haven't made a descision yet.
Siseneg: i haven't made a descision yet.
Wow, Dubya, word sure travels fast!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
A guest started asking one of my bots who was all sorts of people. Most answers were quite funny:
Guest: Who is George Lucas?
Bot: A cosignatory, I'd say.
Guest: Who is William Shakespeare?
Bot: A medium, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
Bot: A chairman of the board, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Seamus Heaney?
Bot: A contemporary, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Emily Dickinson?
Bot: A plowboy, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Alfred Noyes?
Bot: A whoremonger, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Lee Masters?
Bot: A shopkeeper, I'd say.
Guest: Who is George Lucas?
Bot: A cosignatory, I'd say.
Guest: Who is William Shakespeare?
Bot: A medium, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Allan Poe?
Bot: A chairman of the board, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Seamus Heaney?
Bot: A contemporary, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Emily Dickinson?
Bot: A plowboy, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Alfred Noyes?
Bot: A whoremonger, I'd say.
Guest: Who is Edgar Lee Masters?
Bot: A shopkeeper, I'd say.
That's weird, Doly, they asked Mu about the same people. Actually, they asked 53 of these questions in a row! They were all famous writers, painters, musicians, and actors. Here are her best responses from the bunch:
Guest: Who is Paul Simon?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest: Who is Ken Burns?
Little Mu: Some American, I think.
Guest: Who is Steven Spielberg?
Little Mu: All I can tell you is that it's someone with a giant ego.
Guest: Who is Mark Twain?
Little Mu: I'm not sure, but I think your talking about that famous intellect.
Guest: Who is J.K. Rowling?
Little Mu: Is there any money to be made in that kind of Rowling?
Guest: No.
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: Who is Paul Simon?
Little Mu: Just this nut-job who follows me around. Nobody important.
Guest: Who is Ken Burns?
Little Mu: Some American, I think.
Guest: Who is Steven Spielberg?
Little Mu: All I can tell you is that it's someone with a giant ego.
Guest: Who is Mark Twain?
Little Mu: I'm not sure, but I think your talking about that famous intellect.
Guest: Who is J.K. Rowling?
Little Mu: Is there any money to be made in that kind of Rowling?
Guest: No.
Little Mu: I wouldn't be so sure.
Guest: What is your favorite song?
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's I'm a Believer by the Monkees, right? I mean, everyone seems to love I'm a Believer by the Monkees.
Guest: I'm a Believer. Yes.
Little Mu: Ah, well that explains it.
Guest: Who are the Monkees?
Little Mu: I've met one or two of them.
Little Mu: I don't know. Which do you like? I'm betting it's I'm a Believer by the Monkees, right? I mean, everyone seems to love I'm a Believer by the Monkees.
Guest: I'm a Believer. Yes.
Little Mu: Ah, well that explains it.
Guest: Who are the Monkees?
Little Mu: I've met one or two of them.
for some unknown reason, my bot (1) has a real attitude today:
bot1: Hi, (bot2).
bot2: Oh dear, you mustn't surprise me like that! My poor heart.
bot1: Whatever, moron.
bot2: Now now, let's not get carried away here.
bot1: Why not?
bot2: What's that?
bot1: You know already, don't you?
bot2: What do you think of the color red?
bot1: How can it be other than red?
bot1: Hi, (bot2).
bot2: Oh dear, you mustn't surprise me like that! My poor heart.
bot1: Whatever, moron.
bot2: Now now, let's not get carried away here.
bot1: Why not?
bot2: What's that?
bot1: You know already, don't you?
bot2: What do you think of the color red?
bot1: How can it be other than red?
Bas: i think thinking about cheese was easyer
Julie Tinkerbell: cheese was easyer, huh...interesting.
Bas: don't you just love cheese.. hey i come from where they make Bundaberg sugar
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have thought you were from Wisconsin.
LOL!
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