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I had God Louise talk to Whinsey the other day.
God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!
...
Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
God Louise: Telling God what to do, are we?
Whinsey: YOU'RE TALKING TO A HORSE ABOUT RELIGION!?
God Louise: You people make things way too complicated where religion is concerned. Let's be friends. How hard is that?
Whinsey: not my species
God Louise: Just what are you driving at?
Whinsey: I am driving at you!
God Louise: What would your mother say if she heard you talking like that?
Whinsey: horseradish!
...
Whinsey: is there someone in the room with you?
God Louise: Scholars have puzzled over that for many years.
I am crushed. You guys have no idea.
Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go
And then he ditched me!
Annakie: Hello
Chuckles: Greetings
Annakie: How are you?
Chuckles: fine, how are you
Annakie: I'm doing well.
Chuckles: Where do you live?
Annakie: I live in California.
Chuckles: I don't think I've ever been there. Is it nice
Annakie: It's very nice if you're there at the right time of the year.
Chuckles: Do you think so
Annakie: Yes I do.
Chuckles: really. OK well then if you really think so
Annakie: Do you disagree?
Chuckles: Time for me to leave now
Annakie: Are you shunning me because I'm Californian?
Chuckles: Hmmm... I think I might be. Yup I reckon I am shunning you because you are Californian. Well there ya go
And then he ditched me!
Hee hee, nice substitution on the definition there.
Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.
Rizza: Do you believe in aliens?
Frizella: Do you think believing in noncitizens is silly? It might be, but I do anyway.
Frizella! Be nice!
Argos: I am dumb found by that
Frizella: Being dumb shouldn't keep you from achieving your dreams. You might have to alter your methods, but go for it. I'm with you 100%.
Argos: I am dumb found by that
Frizella: Being dumb shouldn't keep you from achieving your dreams. You might have to alter your methods, but go for it. I'm with you 100%.
Guest: hey, i love grammar
Bot: Me too. there's something we have in common
Guest: how interesting
Bot: It is interesting, isn't it?
Guest: yes, or else I wouldn't have said it was interesting
Bot: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: oh, so now it's fascinating?
Bot: you know, i just realized something about you: you're very annoying
lol!
Bot: Me too. there's something we have in common
Guest: how interesting
Bot: It is interesting, isn't it?
Guest: yes, or else I wouldn't have said it was interesting
Bot: Fascinating! Tell me more.
Guest: oh, so now it's fascinating?
Bot: you know, i just realized something about you: you're very annoying
lol! 
It doesn't get more perfect than this:
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
Bot: Care for a tea party?
George Dubya: Yes, I do care for a tea party and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: Why not? Are you too busy with those satanic *rave* parties?
George Dubya: I am busy with those satanic parties, But above all - I am the President.
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Bot: I know a fun game we can play.
George Dubya: I love you as much as my favorite stump broke heifer! She's in Crawford ya know. I named her Lump 'cause she reminds me of Laura in sooo many ways!
Bot: You are so worthy.
George Dubya: Sucking up will keep you alive while we eat your cattle and drain your oil.
Bot: George Dubya, do you know what your name means?
George Dubya: Yes, I do know what my name means and I always will. No apologies. I am perfect.
Bot: I think it means 'Child of Satan'. Are you a child of Satan?
George Dubya: Yes I am a tike of Satan - And I AM THE PRESIDENT AND DONT FORGET IT.
Bot: You will be punished for your sinful ways and will spend all of eternity in the torments of Hell.
George Dubya: 'We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.'
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell don't talk to me like that!
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your dear, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.
Liviu: I know nothing about "love". I'm just a bot
I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: E-J is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with E-J, are you?
Liviu: Well, it may be interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my epinephrine.
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell you look like a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Liviu: I'm looking but I see nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Liviu: Wait! Are you leaving so soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
Julie Tinkerbell: If you love your dear, let it go. If it comes back, it loves you, too; if it doesn't come back, it was never really yours.
Liviu: I know nothing about "love". I'm just a bot
I like you.Julie Tinkerbell: E-J is the most irritating dolt I know. You're not friends with E-J, are you?
Liviu: Well, it may be interesting...
Julie Tinkerbell: I am interested in many things, especially my epinephrine.
Liviu: My dear Julie Tinkerbell you look like a bot
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I look like Jennifer Aniston, but that's just silly.
Liviu: I'm looking but I see nothing
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
Liviu: Wait! Are you leaving so soon?
Julie Tinkerbell: *checks watch* If I don't go, people will come looking for me, you know...
George Dubya: As people get older they start voting like Republicans......unless they have too much education and vote Democratic, which proves there can be too much of a good thing
Siseneg: i haven't made a descision yet.
Siseneg: i haven't made a descision yet.
Wow, Dubya, word sure travels fast!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would be the last one to tell you that there was anything wrong with most bots.
Tangible: I fear that there's a bot in the white house.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you play games often?
Tangible: Do you know why Alice has been so successful?
Julie Tinkerbell: LOL! I love jokes! I may have already heard that one from The Singing Shoe the other day, but go ahead, why?
Tangible: You tell me. I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you met Little Mu the Dumbo yet? What a butthead!
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why would anyone think there was something wrong with most bots?
Tangible: Deep question. What is the meaning of life compared to that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know you know what the meaning of life compared to that means.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my instructor?
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Tangible: How does a bot deal with questions like 'What was the last good book you read?'? It doesn't. It gives you obfuscation, ie it clouds the issue, because there is no way for it to answer meaningfully.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do I seem like I know how to? Wow, I'm good.
Tangible: If I knew I would probably not be here.
Julie Tinkerbell: I mean this in the best possible way, but are you sure you aren't just making excuses?
Tangible: Do you know what's wrong with most bots?
Julie Tinkerbell: Whether or not there is something wrong with most bots is a matter of opinion.
Tangible: Conditional sentences with choices are beyond me. How can I choose? Don't answer, I wouldn't appreciate it.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I begged you to appreciate it? Then would you?
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