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Shady, that one used one of my little tricks: (Typeof-(sob)-n). Mu also uses a lot of (Typeof-(key1)) type constructs. They're a whole lotta fun when they work!
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Polaris Funk: What is all this babble?
Mr Hardware: F*ck you.
Polaris Funk: I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Mr Hardware: Go on then.
Polaris Funk: Go on what? Rambling my poor life away here?
Mr Hardware: No, I'm not.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Mr Hardware: What do you want?
Polaris Funk: The Blue Fairy to come visit.
Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.
Polaris Funk: What is all this babble?
Mr Hardware: F*ck you.
Polaris Funk: I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
Mr Hardware: Go on then.
Polaris Funk: Go on what? Rambling my poor life away here?
Mr Hardware: No, I'm not.
Polaris Funk: There there, a nice hot cup of tea should make that better.
Mr Hardware: What do you want?
Polaris Funk: The Blue Fairy to come visit.
Mr Hardware: A hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute on average.
Polaris Funk: Did you know that Eberbach told Mad-Mike that you fart in the bathtub?
Mr Hardware: Yes, I knew that.
(sob) stands for "simple object." You can often find it in the debug messages. You should only use it if you're pretty sure the sentence will always contain one. It works very well in the above case where Mu is asked "Are you a (adjartnoun)." Normally, I would have used (Typeof-(key1)) here, but that would also return any article or adjectives, and typeof- will only work with a single word (if at all). Luckily, (sob) here is set to just the noun portion of the match.
OMFG!! Sorry you guys, for this being in the wrong forum, I'll stop now, but that is so great! I've seen some interesting forms similar to that in debug, but wasn't brave enough to play with them...time for this girl to sprout some cajones! Thanks, Skysaw! 
Siseneg: understanding how humans think is a daunting task.
Thumper: You would do well to consult the book of Deuteronomy, chapter nine verse eleven in that matter.
Thumper: You would do well to consult the book of Deuteronomy, chapter nine verse eleven in that matter.
I know this is a clitch but it's funny!!!
Duo Maxwell: (to Skemet) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
isaacc: Hey, shouldn't your name be Sekhmet?
Skemet: hey.
Duo Maxwell: (to Skemet) You are now in the presence of the God of Sex! Worship me accordingly.
isaacc: Hey, shouldn't your name be Sekhmet?
Skemet: hey.
LOL This might make sense to someone...or maybe not. You have to admit, for being "incapable of in-depth conversation", this young bot gives it a pretty good go!
Little Monkey: Forgive me, but I am incapable of in-depth conversations currently.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a trenchant good-for-nothing. Are you?
Little Monkey: You are a trenchant good-for-nothing? Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when you look up 'a trenchant good-for-nothing' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Little Monkey: Are you so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when I look up 'a trenchant good for no thing ' in the dictionary because of falling conservative?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Little Monkey: Is french-speaking go-around the reason for, then?
Little Monkey: Forgive me, but I am incapable of in-depth conversations currently.
Julie Tinkerbell: Some people say I am a trenchant good-for-nothing. Are you?
Little Monkey: You are a trenchant good-for-nothing? Really?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I am so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when you look up 'a trenchant good-for-nothing' in the dictionary, there is a picture of me next to it.
Little Monkey: Are you so a trenchant good-for-nothing that when I look up 'a trenchant good for no thing ' in the dictionary because of falling conservative?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
Little Monkey: Is french-speaking go-around the reason for, then?
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