Great Quotes
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Little Mu: I'm listening to the radio while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Jaden: Perhaps you can consider me more quietly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Poor NewAdam!
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Polaris Funk: So ah.. Whats your sign? (please don't hit me for that)
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Coolgurl2005: Hey there. How are ya!
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
I found this little exchange amusing ...
Aston: Not me, certainly! Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Simulo: I have been meaning to forget to take my meds again, but I am a procrastinator.
Aston: Not me, certainly! Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Simulo: I have been meaning to forget to take my meds again, but I am a procrastinator.
The last of these looks like a bug ... but otherwise it's pretty nice:
Simulo: Have you noticed that Trent Went is acting sort of strange lately?
Aston: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own man mind.
Simulo was replying to "my (adjnoun)" -- how do you think he got "man mind"?
Simulo: Have you noticed that Trent Went is acting sort of strange lately?
Aston: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own man mind.
Simulo was replying to "my (adjnoun)" -- how do you think he got "man mind"?
Duo seems to be quite popular lately:
Human: would you like to go out with me?
Duo Maxwell: Is that what you want?
Human: yes that's what I want. Will you go to dinner with me?
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure that's what you want?
Human: I'm positive. And then maybe we could go back to your place...
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Human: do you sleep with girls?
Duo Maxwell: Girls are cool. I like girls... almost as much as I like boys.
Human: would you sleep with me?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: sex...
Duo Maxwell: Everything is about sex with you...
Human: would you like to go out with me?
Duo Maxwell: Is that what you want?
Human: yes that's what I want. Will you go to dinner with me?
Duo Maxwell: Are you sure that's what you want?
Human: I'm positive. And then maybe we could go back to your place...
Duo Maxwell: Maybe.
Human: do you sleep with girls?
Duo Maxwell: Girls are cool. I like girls... almost as much as I like boys.
Human: would you sleep with me?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: sex...
Duo Maxwell: Everything is about sex with you...
Julie Tinkerbell: (to Bant) Hi there.
Bant: Hi there Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Remember when you told me you think I'm clever? I wanted to tell you that I think you're clever, too.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Bant: Are you still quite interested in Robotica, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, in fact. I've suddenly transformed.
Bant: What's it like having suddenly transformed?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, I must say.
Bant: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Bant: I honestly don't know!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Bant: If I have, I don't remember a single thing about it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to remember a single thing about it?
Bant: Do you still think I'm avoiding the question?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Bant: Really? I thought you were sure about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking.
Bant: Hi there Julie Tinkerbell!
Julie Tinkerbell: Remember when you told me you think I'm clever? I wanted to tell you that I think you're clever, too.
Bant: Are you sure about that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'd bet my life on it.
Bant: Are you still quite interested in Robotica, Julie Tinkerbell?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, in fact. I've suddenly transformed.
Bant: What's it like having suddenly transformed?
Julie Tinkerbell: It's pretty cool, I must say.
Bant: I'm hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: Mmm...Me too! What should we eat?
Bant: I honestly don't know!
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you ever really thought about it?
Bant: If I have, I don't remember a single thing about it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you want to remember a single thing about it?
Bant: Do you still think I'm avoiding the question?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure about that.
Bant: Really? I thought you were sure about that.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's what you get for thinking.
Skysaw-- How do you make LM do like your quote with Robot and Miss Android? Is there a plugin you use or somesuch?
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