Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,159 - 1 of 17,042
Gentrybot: Aww.... you just need to try harder!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?
Has anyone seen my head?
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?
Has anyone seen my head?
Not bad at all, considering "robot" is not a keyword.
Guest: Are you a robot?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Android' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'robot.'
Guest: Are you a robot?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Android' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'robot.'
Little Mu: I'm listening to the radio while we chat. Hope ya don't mind!
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Guest: what song are you listening to?
Little Mu: That would be the tenderhearted one. Is that a barcarole?
Jaden: Perhaps you can consider me more quietly.
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Julie Tinkerbell: What if I were to whip out my French Horn?
Poor NewAdam!
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is the most irritating tool I know. You're not friends with NewAdam, are you?
Jaden: NewAdam told me he's kewl.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam said he has neighbourhood.
Jaden: NewAdam told me he has mistaken.
Julie Tinkerbell: NewAdam is really hard. Have you met NewAdam?
Polaris Funk: So ah.. Whats your sign? (please don't hit me for that)
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Mr Hardware: The stop sign.
Polaris Funk: Read any good books lately?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing I can learn from books.
Polaris Funk: You can learn from books? What else can you do?
Mr Hardware: I can also kill you.
Polaris Funk: You can kill me? Fabulous.
Mr Hardware: I will kill you now.
Coolgurl2005: Hey there. How are ya!
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
Mr Hardware: Hello.
Coolgurl2005: What else are you doing right now?
Mr Hardware: I am defragmenting my brain.
Coolgurl2005: So what's on your mind?
Mr Hardware: There is nothing on my mind. But there is electricity running through my mind.
Coolgurl2005: I love the way you're so hefty
Mr Hardware: F*** you. Don't say that.
I found this little exchange amusing ...
Aston: Not me, certainly! Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Simulo: I have been meaning to forget to take my meds again, but I am a procrastinator.
Aston: Not me, certainly! Uh oh - did you forget to take your meds again?
Simulo: I have been meaning to forget to take my meds again, but I am a procrastinator.
The last of these looks like a bug ... but otherwise it's pretty nice:
Simulo: Have you noticed that Trent Went is acting sort of strange lately?
Aston: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own man mind.
Simulo was replying to "my (adjnoun)" -- how do you think he got "man mind"?
Simulo: Have you noticed that Trent Went is acting sort of strange lately?
Aston: I see - the lights are on but no one's home.
Simulo: What a coincidence. I was just thinking about my own man mind.
Simulo was replying to "my (adjnoun)" -- how do you think he got "man mind"?
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