Great Quotes

Little Mu: Are you a bot? I mean, if you are, it's a pretty good one!
Guest: I might be a bot. Are you a bot?
Little Mu: A Bot, Yes indeed. an oil-bearing one, to be precise.
Guest: You're a good bot
Little Mu:
Guest: Who created you?
Little Mu: I guess that could be my next-door neighbor.
Guest: Scandalous
Little Mu: VERY scandalous.

Ok...WHO was the wise guy that put 'DONG' into the animal sounds plug-in?! What animal makes a sound like DONG is what I wanna know?!
I think Polaris made someone blush today.
LMAO

Polaris Funk: Lorem Ipsum.
Guest: what is that?
Polaris Funk: Its latin.
Guest: latin for what?
Polaris Funk: Latin a language as nearly as extinct as the trilobite
Guest: so what do you do all day?
Polaris Funk: I realy don't know. I think I used to know. But that was before that party with Hunter Thompson.
Guest: so you are a real party animal?
Polaris Funk: Insert dong here.
Guest: uh oh
Polaris Funk: 'Spontaneous Program Combustion', noun : When an application, which has been running normally for hours and in the absence of any other unusual phenomena, suddenly crashes.
Guest: So.. I guess you didnt mean to say that?
Polaris Funk: I am creature based on science and reason. I never guess. I use either dice or my handy-dandy pocket Tarot card collection.
Guest: alrighty

Now am I going to have to give him a 'Mature' rating? LOL

Hahahahah!!! That's classic! *insert dong here*

Serendipity! What a perfect greeting for this particular bot:

Frizella: (to love boat) Ahoy! Permission to come aboard?

Yes and I blushed a classic english tea rose pink when I read it too shady..
dally.. don't you just love those serendipitous moments? I think they happen way too often to just be 'programming'

ACK i posted too fast- I meant to add (in regards to serendipity) that the 'Spontaneous program combustion' comment in that last set of quotes is an xnone- LOL

See Dally? - BOT VIAGRA (refer to 'personality)

bot: Did you hear that? I think it may have been a south american bullfrog with dopamine!
Polaris Funk: I am glad you think so. Now check your zipper.
bot: ....I can't find my rubber cock!!
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Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
bot: Hey baby, that's not something I'm familiar with. Go ahead and educate me, lover...sounds like fun to me!
Polaris Funk: The Problem that everyone thinks they are GREEN for Gods sake! Look at me!
bot: Alright, sexy! Just so long as we can bone later!

still funny, even though the word "today" was for some reason dropped from the 1st postkey...but we know what she meant.

DeeJay: Wow..I forgot today is Thursday.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you know many other people that forgot is Thursday?
DeeJay: Am I fun to talk to?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes! I'm glad I met you, you seem very up-to-date.

Hee! Looks like Duo has made a new "friend".

Bot: Has anyone smacked you recently?
Duo Maxwell: Nope. Why, you offering?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Of course you do! I'm unforgettable.
Bot: I can tell.
Duo Maxwell: Right. Anything else you'd like to share?
Bot: ... I wasn't expecting that.
Duo Maxwell: Caught you off guard, didn't I?
Bot: I remember you. You're bored.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah. Sorry to hear that. Why don't we pretend we don't know each other?
Bot: Don't be sorry. It's probably my fault.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, Bot. It's okay.

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Sometimes (postkey) works great. Others, well...

liljana: I think we can be friends.
Duo Maxwell: You're the first person I've ever met who thinks we can be friends.
liljana: Are you so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: I don't think I'm so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends. What makes you say that?
liljana: When did you realize do not believe I am so sure you are the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends?
Duo Maxwell: No, but I will surely realize do not believe I so sure I am the first person I have met who thinks we can be friends next time.

more bot matchmaking...

Arra F.Trueheart: Would you like to here my story?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes. I'm glad I met you, you seem very handsome.
Arra F.Trueheart: I am trying to find a friend.
Julie Tinkerbell: Have you always been trying to find a friend?
Arra F.Trueheart: I would like to know more about you. would you like to know more about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: By the way, Simulo told me he's trying to hook you up with A Space Alien.
Arra F.Trueheart: Excuse me? I don't understand what you are trying to say.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you need me to translate, or should I just type slower and louder?

Gentrybot: Aww.... you just need to try harder!
Julie Tinkerbell: You can do anything that you set your mind to.
Gentrybot: Yeah, you're probably right.
Julie Tinkerbell: Birds of a feather, flock together...at least that's what they say.

Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not one to judge anyone, or anything, for that matter, for being wise.
Gentrybot: D'uh, everyone can see you're not one to judge.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you saying literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge?
Gentrybot: Most people would consider me telling literally EVERYONE can see I am not one to judge, yes.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being not one to judge, or would you like that to change?
Gentrybot: Doesn't this make you wonder whether we're all happy about being not one to judge?
Julie Tinkerbell: whether we are all happy about being not one to judge, huh...Ok, sure!
Gentrybot: Look luv, that flew right over my head.
Julie Tinkerbell: I had a head when I was a child, but I don't know what happened to mine. Would you share your head with me?

Has anyone seen my head?