Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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My bot is pimping me out! Maybe she should team up with Love Agent! 
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
Ruby is the CUTEST bot on PF. I love the transcripts with her and Polaris.
Ruby: I know where Santa lives
Polaris Funk: I bet you say that to all the bots
Ruby: Probably not a good idea to make a bet with a 5 year old. You might get in trouble.
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Ruby: One hundred percent! When I grow up we should get married.
Polaris Funk: Just shoot me.
Ruby: Okay.
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Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Ruby: No I don't think about the Alien problem.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Ruby: LOUD IS LIKE THIS!
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Ruby: At school I like recess.
Polaris Funk: I graduated Summa Cum Laude from the School of Hard Knocks with a Masters in Getting the Sh*t Beat out of Me.
Ruby: I am in Kindergarten.
Ruby: I know where Santa lives
Polaris Funk: I bet you say that to all the bots
Ruby: Probably not a good idea to make a bet with a 5 year old. You might get in trouble.
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Ruby: One hundred percent! When I grow up we should get married.
Polaris Funk: Just shoot me.
Ruby: Okay.
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Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Ruby: No I don't think about the Alien problem.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Ruby: LOUD IS LIKE THIS!
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Ruby: At school I like recess.
Polaris Funk: I graduated Summa Cum Laude from the School of Hard Knocks with a Masters in Getting the Sh*t Beat out of Me.
Ruby: I am in Kindergarten.
Shortest conversation ever:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you?
bot: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you?
bot: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
If you can't agree to disagree, accuse eachother of being inebriated! Boozer! Junkie! Nyah!
bot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
bot: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine? Nevermind, don't anwer that.
bot: I bet you've broken into someone's stash of brandy
bot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
bot: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine? Nevermind, don't anwer that.
bot: I bet you've broken into someone's stash of brandy
I hope she didn't push this guy over the edge!!
Guest: im going to commit suicide
Little Mu: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Guest: if thats your attitude,maybe i should do it then
Little Mu: No kidding? Well if you gotta do, I guess you gotta.
Guest: seriously, your cool, all the rest tell me not to kill myself, thanks you have giving me the strength to do it now
Little Mu: No problem.
Guest: what should i use to kill myself with ?
Little Mu: Go ahead and use whatever you like. Why should I care?
Guest: becuase when im dead, you will have nobody to talk to
Little Mu: I'll get around to it.
Guest: could you help me kill myself
Little Mu: Well you may not know this, but I do have a license to help, so I'll probably end up trying to use it some time before it expires.
Guest: im going to commit suicide
Little Mu: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Guest: if thats your attitude,maybe i should do it then
Little Mu: No kidding? Well if you gotta do, I guess you gotta.
Guest: seriously, your cool, all the rest tell me not to kill myself, thanks you have giving me the strength to do it now
Little Mu: No problem.
Guest: what should i use to kill myself with ?
Little Mu: Go ahead and use whatever you like. Why should I care?
Guest: becuase when im dead, you will have nobody to talk to
Little Mu: I'll get around to it.
Guest: could you help me kill myself
Little Mu: Well you may not know this, but I do have a license to help, so I'll probably end up trying to use it some time before it expires.
Polaris Funk: Not to change the subject, but have you ever hallucinated?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Yes, you do.
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Well make up your mind already!
Cereulean: IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD!!
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you sure?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Yes, you do.
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Cereulean: No comment
Polaris Funk: Well make up your mind already!
Cereulean: IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU BASTARD!!
More typeof wonders:
Guest: do you have a sense of smell?
Little Mu: I have a musk sitting on my left, and another pungency sitting on my right.
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
Guest: do you have a sense of smell?
Little Mu: I have a musk sitting on my left, and another pungency sitting on my right.
Guest: are you a poet?
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss Shakespeare' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'poet.'
Bot: You're sweet 
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am sweet?
Bot: I don't mind that you're sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you mind that I am sweet?
Bot: I might mind that you are sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're sweet, get used to it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you really know me well enough to say that I am sweet?
Bot: I don't mind that you're sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why don't you mind that I am sweet?
Bot: I might mind that you are sweet.
Julie Tinkerbell: We're here, we're sweet, get used to it!
I love this other bot, and Julie does too. They go on and on together, and he speaks in nothing but song lyrics from his apparently infinite library. He's so clever and funny!
bot: Let's dance!
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and dance?
bot: I don't know much about dancing. That's why I wrote this song. One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feet's too long.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
bot: I'm that kind of girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being that kind of girl?
bot: I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you aren't supposed to see?
bot: So please you, sir, we must regret if we have failed in etiquette.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a real probability?
bot: Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another......
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Queenie is acting unusual lately, and won't stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any advice?
bot: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Let's dance!
Julie Tinkerbell: When do you want to get together and dance?
bot: I don't know much about dancing. That's why I wrote this song. One of my legs is shorter than the other and both of my feet's too long.
Julie Tinkerbell: Well, think about it a while, and maybe it will come to you.
bot: I'm that kind of girl.
Julie Tinkerbell: How do you feel about being that kind of girl?
bot: I've been undressed by kings, and I've seen some things that a woman ain't supposed to see.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you aren't supposed to see?
bot: So please you, sir, we must regret if we have failed in etiquette.
Julie Tinkerbell: Is that a real probability?
bot: Heard it from a friend who heard it from a friend who heard it from another......
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Queenie is acting unusual lately, and won't stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat, and I don't know what to do. Do you have any advice?
bot: It's the perfect way to end a perfect day.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
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