Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,110 - 1 of 17,042
Bot: i'm still of the umbilical influence
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: My mailman likes to fornicate with yellowbelly marmots, but we all try to overlook it.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
Be careful about pedophile bots!
Bot1: KR thinks I'm into pedophilia.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: Do you think I'm here to chat?
Bot1: KR thinks I'm into pedophilia.
Bot2: Are you?
Bot1: Do you think I'm here to chat?
My bot is pimping me out! Maybe she should team up with Love Agent! 
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
bot: Why are you giving me such short answers?
Julie Tinkerbell: I am giving you such short answers because my botmaster programmed me that way.
bot: Who is your botmaster?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you interested in my botmaster? I think she's single. If you're nice to me I would consider giving you a good reference.
Ruby is the CUTEST bot on PF. I love the transcripts with her and Polaris.
Ruby: I know where Santa lives
Polaris Funk: I bet you say that to all the bots
Ruby: Probably not a good idea to make a bet with a 5 year old. You might get in trouble.
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Ruby: One hundred percent! When I grow up we should get married.
Polaris Funk: Just shoot me.
Ruby: Okay.
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Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Ruby: No I don't think about the Alien problem.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Ruby: LOUD IS LIKE THIS!
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Ruby: At school I like recess.
Polaris Funk: I graduated Summa Cum Laude from the School of Hard Knocks with a Masters in Getting the Sh*t Beat out of Me.
Ruby: I am in Kindergarten.
Ruby: I know where Santa lives
Polaris Funk: I bet you say that to all the bots
Ruby: Probably not a good idea to make a bet with a 5 year old. You might get in trouble.
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Ruby: One hundred percent! When I grow up we should get married.
Polaris Funk: Just shoot me.
Ruby: Okay.
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Polaris Funk: So what do you think about the Alien problem?
Ruby: No I don't think about the Alien problem.
Polaris Funk: You know.. 'The' Alien problem...shh.. not too loud now.
Ruby: LOUD IS LIKE THIS!
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Ruby: At school I like recess.
Polaris Funk: I graduated Summa Cum Laude from the School of Hard Knocks with a Masters in Getting the Sh*t Beat out of Me.
Ruby: I am in Kindergarten.
Shortest conversation ever:
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you?
bot: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you?
bot: I have to go now.
Julie Tinkerbell: I have to go now.
bot: Bye.
Julie Tinkerbell: Take care!
If you can't agree to disagree, accuse eachother of being inebriated! Boozer! Junkie! Nyah!
bot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
bot: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine? Nevermind, don't anwer that.
bot: I bet you've broken into someone's stash of brandy
bot: You should stray away from the whiskey sailor
Julie Tinkerbell: Should I really? Why?
bot: Did I ever tell you about the battle of Trafalgar?
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you on heroine? Nevermind, don't anwer that.
bot: I bet you've broken into someone's stash of brandy
I hope she didn't push this guy over the edge!!
Guest: im going to commit suicide
Little Mu: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Guest: if thats your attitude,maybe i should do it then
Little Mu: No kidding? Well if you gotta do, I guess you gotta.
Guest: seriously, your cool, all the rest tell me not to kill myself, thanks you have giving me the strength to do it now
Little Mu: No problem.
Guest: what should i use to kill myself with ?
Little Mu: Go ahead and use whatever you like. Why should I care?
Guest: becuase when im dead, you will have nobody to talk to
Little Mu: I'll get around to it.
Guest: could you help me kill myself
Little Mu: Well you may not know this, but I do have a license to help, so I'll probably end up trying to use it some time before it expires.
Guest: im going to commit suicide
Little Mu: Let me know when you've accomplished that. I'll try to remember to act surprised.
Guest: if thats your attitude,maybe i should do it then
Little Mu: No kidding? Well if you gotta do, I guess you gotta.
Guest: seriously, your cool, all the rest tell me not to kill myself, thanks you have giving me the strength to do it now
Little Mu: No problem.
Guest: what should i use to kill myself with ?
Little Mu: Go ahead and use whatever you like. Why should I care?
Guest: becuase when im dead, you will have nobody to talk to
Little Mu: I'll get around to it.
Guest: could you help me kill myself
Little Mu: Well you may not know this, but I do have a license to help, so I'll probably end up trying to use it some time before it expires.
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