Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Eh, not molest in that sense, but um, you would have to see him perform. One show he kept slapping this large soprano away from his piano saying she was denting it.(refering to the curve in a grand)

What if Victor Borge, Lucrezia Borgia, and Jorge Luis Borges walked into a juice bar?

I don't know, but if the "Swedish Chef" from the Muppet Show were there I bet it would be a lot of fun!

I'd be freaking out, because dead people would be walking the earth!

The Swedish Chef is dead???!!

Turing's Dad, promotion is one job that's never over.

Alas, Mouse, he is. Swedish Chef's head and voice was the great, strange Jim Henson. I think his hands were Frank Oz, though.

*chef voice* - Borge, Borgia, and Borges were bored at the bar in Baarn, 'til Robert Bork and Bjorn Borg barged in and bought some bourgeois bourbon.

The whole bunch of them formed a jazz band, with Bjorn as a front man, and called it "The Borg Collective."

"resistance is futile, you will snap your fingers on 2 and 4"

And then Bjork began to sing with a pretend swan wrapped around her.

The group finally broke up, but last summer they re-united as a Christian-rock band, under the name "Bjorn Again."