Doghead's Cosmic Bar

"Any-two for eleven-is?"

"We are the Borge"??

Oh hehe, same reason I have Boni instead of Bonami... makes a great deal more sense now. Feeling a bit woozy yet? Now don't have too many of those drinks, they can do a number on ya.

*raises a glass in a toast to Victor Borge*
Greatest man to ever molest a piano.

ewwwwwwww! Call the piano police!

Eh, not molest in that sense, but um, you would have to see him perform. One show he kept slapping this large soprano away from his piano saying she was denting it.(refering to the curve in a grand)

What if Victor Borge, Lucrezia Borgia, and Jorge Luis Borges walked into a juice bar?

I don't know, but if the "Swedish Chef" from the Muppet Show were there I bet it would be a lot of fun!

I'd be freaking out, because dead people would be walking the earth!

The Swedish Chef is dead???!!

Turing's Dad, promotion is one job that's never over.

Alas, Mouse, he is. Swedish Chef's head and voice was the great, strange Jim Henson. I think his hands were Frank Oz, though.

*chef voice* - Borge, Borgia, and Borges were bored at the bar in Baarn, 'til Robert Bork and Bjorn Borg barged in and bought some bourgeois bourbon.