Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I was referring to "modern" poetry too, y'know (I mean, with cummings and Williams). But I think Eugene is right: if you're going to deviate from the standards, you need a reason. I guess you could persuade me that the lack of punctuation in that poem made it sound more canine, but I don't know whether I'd believe it.

*glug glug glug*

When I put in my user ID, I didn't realize it was going to become my name. Woe is me.

*glug glug glug*

i heard a quote attributed to victor borge that said "you have to know the rules in order to break them effectively". if you know victor borge, you know why this fits...

i miss him

"Any-two for eleven-is?"

"We are the Borge"??

Oh hehe, same reason I have Boni instead of Bonami... makes a great deal more sense now. Feeling a bit woozy yet? Now don't have too many of those drinks, they can do a number on ya.

*raises a glass in a toast to Victor Borge*
Greatest man to ever molest a piano.

ewwwwwwww! Call the piano police!

Eh, not molest in that sense, but um, you would have to see him perform. One show he kept slapping this large soprano away from his piano saying she was denting it.(refering to the curve in a grand)

What if Victor Borge, Lucrezia Borgia, and Jorge Luis Borges walked into a juice bar?

I don't know, but if the "Swedish Chef" from the Muppet Show were there I bet it would be a lot of fun!

I'd be freaking out, because dead people would be walking the earth!

The Swedish Chef is dead???!!

Turing's Dad, promotion is one job that's never over.