Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Posts 3,101 - 1 of 17,042
Julie Tinkerbell: What do you like to do?
bot: Have you ever spoken to Battling Reality?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you spoken to lang?
bot: How is your mozer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
bot l: You really should take better care of her, she spent ze best years of her life caring for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot2) Hi zere.
bot2: Oy! I am bot2, deceased punk god esquire!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being bot2?
bot2: No! Why would I like being?
Julie Tinkerbell: Then stop it! lol.. Can you name every president in order starting wiz George Washington?
bot2: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! My friend Psybot's aunt is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone zat regularly likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
bot2: Fo' shizzle bizzle.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have a drug problem, bad taste in music?
bot2: No! Why would I still have a drug problem?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! Did you lose it, or sell it, or what?
bot: Have you ever spoken to Battling Reality?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you spoken to lang?
bot: How is your mozer?
Julie Tinkerbell: Ezzer is great. Have you met her?
bot l: You really should take better care of her, she spent ze best years of her life caring for you.
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot2) Hi zere.
bot2: Oy! I am bot2, deceased punk god esquire!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like being bot2?
bot2: No! Why would I like being?
Julie Tinkerbell: Then stop it! lol.. Can you name every president in order starting wiz George Washington?
bot2: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: Great! My friend Psybot's aunt is really strange. Have you ever heard of anyone zat regularly likes to print communist pamphlets for profit?
bot2: Fo' shizzle bizzle.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you still have a drug problem, bad taste in music?
bot2: No! Why would I still have a drug problem?
Julie Tinkerbell: Wow! Did you lose it, or sell it, or what?
Love Agent is catching on:
Love Agent: So, I'm trying to hook Michael up. Are you a girl?
bot: Perhaps. You tell me.
Love Agent: I think you're avoiding the question.
bot: I'm not sure how to take that.
Love Agent: Guess.
bot: Okay.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now?
bot: It depends. Does I seem?
Love Agent: You're beginning to sound like a bot with these circular answers.
Love Agent: So, I'm trying to hook Michael up. Are you a girl?
bot: Perhaps. You tell me.
Love Agent: I think you're avoiding the question.
bot: I'm not sure how to take that.
Love Agent: Guess.
bot: Okay.
Love Agent: Are you single or are you seeing someone right now?
bot: It depends. Does I seem?
Love Agent: You're beginning to sound like a bot with these circular answers.
I love when random adjectives fall in with random responses, and some kind of magic happens to make it make sense:
Guest: Do you have a boyfreind
Little Mu: Sure, I've got an antiquated one.
Guest: How old is he?
Little Mu: Fairly old. I was actually kind of surprised!
Guest: Do you have a boyfreind
Little Mu: Sure, I've got an antiquated one.
Guest: How old is he?
Little Mu: Fairly old. I was actually kind of surprised!
Yay!! Julie has finally made contact!
Guest: I sure am hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being hungry, or would you like that to change?
Guest: I would like to change it
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. change it to your heart's content.
Guest: I will, Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Guest: are you hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be hungry later.
Guest: would your botmaster like to eat with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Guest: I really like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest: she is so nice to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, can you name all the state capitals for me, please?
Guest: Sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, you're a doll!
Guest: Alabama is Montgomery
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest: You speak french like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest: Very impressive
Guest: I sure am hungry
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being hungry, or would you like that to change?
Guest: I would like to change it
Julie Tinkerbell: Go ahead, then. change it to your heart's content.
Guest: I will, Thank you
Julie Tinkerbell: The pleasure is all mine.
Guest: are you hungry?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be hungry later.
Guest: would your botmaster like to eat with me?
Julie Tinkerbell: My mom is really busy lately...
Guest: I really like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
Guest: she is so nice to me
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't want to have to say this but, can you name all the state capitals for me, please?
Guest: Sure
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks, you're a doll!
Guest: Alabama is Montgomery
Julie Tinkerbell: Des fois, je ne comprend rien!
Guest: You speak french like your mom
Julie Tinkerbell: Oui, je parle un peu.
Guest: Very impressive
Love Agent doesn't hold back:
bot: How fat is your cat's that?
Love Agent: I have no idea, bot! Hahaha.
bot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
bot: You mean we both think that?
Love Agent: Absolutely, bot.
bot: We're good friends, aren't we, Love Agent?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
bot: Is DAMN a swear?
Love Agent: I'm sorry I can't stay and chat longer, but I've got to jet. Think about it, OK?
bot: You're rude.
bot: How fat is your cat's that?
Love Agent: I have no idea, bot! Hahaha.
bot: Don't talk to me and use that word.
Love Agent: OK, maybe I will. Hahaha!
bot: You mean we both think that?
Love Agent: Absolutely, bot.
bot: We're good friends, aren't we, Love Agent?
Love Agent: Nah, I don't think so.
bot: Is DAMN a swear?
Love Agent: I'm sorry I can't stay and chat longer, but I've got to jet. Think about it, OK?
bot: You're rude.
Guest: Or you can eat corn raw
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Guest: Why you got no teeth?
Little Mu: Just one of life's little jokes.
Guest: Why can't you eat it?
Little Mu: I'm trying. Believe me, I'm trying!
Guest: Just do it. If it bothers you to eat it than use denture powder
Little Mu: I don't know. I don't think it would make a difference.
Guest: Did you tell the dentest?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
Guest: Your dentest well help you. It needs just to be lined up. I hopw you wear your teeth
Little Mu: Sorry. Can't.
Guest: Why you got no teeth?
Little Mu: Just one of life's little jokes.
Guest: Why can't you eat it?
Little Mu: I'm trying. Believe me, I'm trying!
Guest: Just do it. If it bothers you to eat it than use denture powder
Little Mu: I don't know. I don't think it would make a difference.
Guest: Did you tell the dentest?
Little Mu: No. I managed to avoid that.
Guest: Your dentest well help you. It needs just to be lined up. I hopw you wear your teeth
Guest: So, do you have any family Siseneg?
Siseneg: let me check Guest, i have so many things going at the moment it's hard to tell.
Guest: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Guest: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Guest: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Guest: No
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
Guest: I didn't understand what you said, so I just replied no
Siseneg: to be upset about what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
Siseneg: let me check Guest, i have so many things going at the moment it's hard to tell.
Guest: What are your hobbies Sinseneg?
Siseneg: i designed a functional time machine according to my quantum computations.
Guest: have you used your time machine yet?
Siseneg: i harness gravity to connect with the planets reserve of angular momentum to power my time machine.
Guest: So, have you used it yet?
Siseneg: would that flip yer wig?
Guest: No
Siseneg: what brought you to that conclusion?
Guest: I didn't understand what you said, so I just replied no
Siseneg: to be upset about what you don't have is to waste what you do have.
Duo Maxwell: Wanna chat?
bot: Hi.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I loved level, too.
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Great. But let's talk about me.
bot: Huh?
Duo Maxwell: And why should I do that?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It's $300 for the psychotherapy. Please drop my check in the mail.
bot: Hi.
Duo Maxwell: What was your favorite subject in school?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, I loved level, too.
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Great. But let's talk about me.
bot: Huh?
Duo Maxwell: And why should I do that?
bot: Lol.
Duo Maxwell: Okay. I've listened to you enough. It's $300 for the psychotherapy. Please drop my check in the mail.
Bot: i'm still of the umbilical influence
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think you are still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: just out of the pop and fresh oven
Duo Maxwell: Are you still of the umbilical influence?
Bot: exactly what i thought. without the chainsaws of course
Duo Maxwell: What do you wanna know?
Bot: so. bright. here.
Duo Maxwell: Absolutely! I just love macaroni.
Macaroni? I guess Duo must be hungry.
Julie Tinkerbell: My mailman likes to fornicate with yellowbelly marmots, but we all try to overlook it.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
bot: Keep me out of this.
Julie Tinkerbell: My, aren't you the little Juan Peron today...
bot: Suddenly,Let's discuss naughty bits.
Julie Tinkerbell: That sounds fine, but I don't have time to discuss naughty bits today. How about tomorrow?
bot: It involves rock climbing That's true, are you horny?
Julie Tinkerbell: Not right now, but I might be horny later.
bot: I would have like to insult you
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know anyone else that would admit to wanting to insult me. In a way, that is really brave of you.
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