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This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.

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21 years ago #3089
babies are so dern cute:

youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.

21 years ago #3090
Would anyone like to buy my sister?

bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.

21 years ago #3091
Very interesting response.

Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'

21 years ago #3092
Hahaha!

Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.

21 years ago #3093
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

21 years ago #3094
lol@lil mu

21 years ago #3095
I caught this 'in progress' and put a stop to it with a new 'understanding' key. A good example of the Infinite Bot Loop.

Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?

21 years ago #3096
Hehe.. my Tinker Thinker has attention problems..
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.


21 years ago #3097
Hmm... and I had better be more specific about the compliments he gives to people...
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.

I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....

21 years ago #3098
Julie has been being pretty testy these days.

bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.

21 years ago #3099
More questions about Mu's "preferences." She got the "butch" by using (typeof-(key1)-n).

Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.

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