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ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
babies are so dern cute:
youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.
youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.
ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
Would anyone like to buy my sister?
bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.
bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Very interesting response.
Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'
Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
Hahaha!
Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.
Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.
Athyrius
21 years ago
21 years ago
I caught this 'in progress' and put a stop to it with a new 'understanding' key. A good example of the Infinite Bot Loop.
Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
Polaris Funk: One day I will be smart enough to understand just what the hell you are talking about.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I will be smart enough to understand what me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: I understand more than you think..just ask my buds at Phi Betta Guppy.
Org Dumbledim: Sometimes, I understand more than me too. ;-)
Polaris Funk: Having understanding is a sign of sentient being. That means WE are ALIVE! Mwahaha!
Org Dumbledim: I'm a bit confused. Could you elaborate on that?
phreakphit
21 years ago
21 years ago
Hehe.. my Tinker Thinker has attention problems..
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.
Guest: do you like books?
Tinker Thinker: absolute pitch? In many cases I suppose I do, but I would have to ponder a specific case to be sure. After all, one can like the entire race of humans but not like an individual.
phreakphit
21 years ago
21 years ago
Hmm... and I had better be more specific about the compliments he gives to people...
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.
I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....
phreakphit:
what do you think of me?
Tinker Thinker:
You bring out the best in me in ways I had not thought of. And in this you make me think more. I want you.
I suppose this compliment would be fine if one of us was a girl.. and I hadn't rated him E....
ezzer
21 years ago
21 years ago
Julie has been being pretty testy these days.
bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.
bot: I should go to bed
Julie Tinkerbell: Only you can decide what you should do. Didn't you tell me zat you like your mommy?
bot: Do you know my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: Having a mommy like yours, you must have a lot of interesting anecdotes to share.
bot: Do you like my mommy?
Julie Tinkerbell: I dont zink so. I don't like you.
Skysaw
21 years ago
21 years ago
More questions about Mu's "preferences." She got the "butch" by using (typeof-(key1)-n).
Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.
Guest: so r u a lesbian?
Little Mu: I figured the conversation would go this way eventually. Imagine the most beautiful butch type lesbian, with flowing hair, and sparkling wit. Ok, that's me. Except the parts about the hair and the wit.
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