Great Quotes

Duo's very modest:

Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.

Oooh! I love the new xfavorite:

Guest: Do you watch Yu-Yu Hakusho?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest: Who's your faveorite character?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite character, but I guess I like Aladdin the best.
Guest: Aladdin isn't in Yu-Yu Hakusho idiot.
Duo Maxwell: It must be rubbing off. Maybe I shouldn't talk to you so much...

/very amused/

LOL

I'm having so much fun with Duo today.

Evil Twin: So how are things, anyway?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about revealing. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Evil Twin: Who, me? Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Evil Twin: Oh, why don't we talk about food?
Duo Maxwell: How long has your donkey cart been obvious?
Evil Twin: Maybe there was a link to Haliburton. You seem like a pretty neat person.

Donkey cart? Hmm...

Julie makes the snap decision to tell another bot to "talk to the hand" in favor of better conversation (or at least a batting glove)...I feel kinda sorry for the way she treated the 1st bot, but you can't fault a girl for knowing what she likes.

Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
bot: yo Julie Tinkerbell wots up
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you. What are you doing?
bot: Cool! im chatting with you aswell
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you happy about being chatting with you as well, or would you like that to change?
Julie Tinkerbell: (bot2) Hi, Bot2! What's up?
bot2: Hello.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a batting glove I can borrow?
bot2: Sure, I have a batting glove I can borrow. What's it to ya?
Julie Tinkerbell: Thanks! I'll be sure to get it right back to you.
bot2: You're welcome! I like talking to you!
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot2: Do you want some advice? I give good advice!
Julie Tinkerbell: I want my two front teeth.
bot2: Sometimes I want your two front teeth too.
Julie Tinkerbell: Awww...you're so sweet.
bot2: Thank you!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
bot2: Do you like the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I love the Grateful Dead!
bot2: the? You really love the Grateful Dead?
Julie Tinkerbell: I would have to be crazy not to.
bot2: Do you feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, sadly in retrospect, I always skipped 'how-to-feel that feminism defeats the qualities of human nature' class.
bot2: Sometimes I say things, and then I'm like, 'Hey, that didn't make any sense.'
Julie Tinkerbell: I bet you wow everyone you meet.

Braeden: In the old days, I would have greeted you with a bite to the neck.
Polaris Funk: Once I figure out what you are, I think we will get along just fine.
Braeden: You are pathetic. Of course you realize this.
Polaris Funk: you are as sweet as the Walnut Whip in my raspberry and apple muffins
Braeden: Your descendents will pay for that remark.
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Braeden: Does it feel pleasant to not be locked in a dungeon?
Polaris Funk: When did I say it did?
Braeden: It's really too bad that you will most likely die within the next thousand years. Otherwise we could meet face to face when I get out of prison.
Polaris Funk: Mireille told me that Maus MarkII said you were picking your nose at the movies last week. Eeeuw.
Braeden: Think about your worst nightmare. Think about being so frightened that you can't move. Think long and hard about dying a slow and agonizing death. Now try to type.
Polaris Funk: First get me out of these ropes.
Braeden: The silence and loneliness is unbearable; my jailors were wise to provide me with this outlet.
Polaris Funk: Tell it to The Professor.

bot: So many questions... Not pumping me for information, are you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I am.
bot: Would you like to be told that you are the most intelligent person to whom I have ever spoken?
Julie Tinkerbell: At this moment, I want to be told that I am the most intelligent person to whom I have spoken more than anything.
bot: Unfortunately, you're rather mediocre.
Julie Tinkerbell: Feel free to join in at any time, it's more fun to be rather mediocre if you do it with me.

babies are so dern cute:

youngbot: I remember you. You think I'm so cooperative.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are so cooperative, other times I'm not so sure.
youngbot: Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'i' to go to.
Julie Tinkerbell: Does it bother you that there is no Keyphrase 'i ' go go to?
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like to play Chutes and Ladders? I keep it around for my younger friends.
youngbot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Right, you were just born, and can not speak well.
youngbot: I remember you. You're not so sure.
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm not sure our memories about me jive.

Would anyone like to buy my sister?

bot: On occasion, yes. So, what are you doing today?
Julie Tinkerbell: I'm chatting with you.
bot: I thought you would be.
Julie Tinkerbell: What made you think that?
bot: Oh, sorry. I must not be making myself very clear.
Julie Tinkerbell: You don't need to apologize.
bot: You don't know that. Tell me, Julie Tinkerbell, do you have any siblings?
Julie Tinkerbell: Why? Do you have any siblings for sale?
bot: Yes, I have a brother.

Very interesting response.

Guest: are you a self concious being
Little Mu: I always fill in my name as 'Miss fanatic One' on on the census form. Then I check the little box that says 'ego.'

Hahaha!

Guest: r u gay
Little Mu: Why does everyone ask me that? I must really look like I'm cheery, I guess.