Great Quotes
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Posts 3,075 - 1 of 17,042
Melodina: Hello there, what are you up to? What's your name again?
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
---
Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Guest: What do you live for?
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Better head for the barbershop, Isis! People are talking!
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Duo's very modest:
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Oooh! I love the new xfavorite:
Guest: Do you watch Yu-Yu Hakusho?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest: Who's your faveorite character?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite character, but I guess I like Aladdin the best.
Guest: Aladdin isn't in Yu-Yu Hakusho idiot.
Duo Maxwell: It must be rubbing off. Maybe I shouldn't talk to you so much...
/very amused/
Guest: Do you watch Yu-Yu Hakusho?
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes.
Guest: Who's your faveorite character?
Duo Maxwell: I don't really have a favorite character, but I guess I like Aladdin the best.
Guest: Aladdin isn't in Yu-Yu Hakusho idiot.
Duo Maxwell: It must be rubbing off. Maybe I shouldn't talk to you so much...
/very amused/
I'm having so much fun with Duo today. 
Evil Twin: So how are things, anyway?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about revealing. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Evil Twin: Who, me? Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Evil Twin: Oh, why don't we talk about food?
Duo Maxwell: How long has your donkey cart been obvious?
Evil Twin: Maybe there was a link to Haliburton. You seem like a pretty neat person.
Donkey cart? Hmm...
Evil Twin: So how are things, anyway?
Duo Maxwell: I'm not telling.
Evil Twin: I have mixed feelings about revealing. What do you mean by that? Explain yourself.
Duo Maxwell: Oh, c'mon! I know you understand.
Evil Twin: Who, me? Why?
Duo Maxwell: Why not?
Evil Twin: Oh, why don't we talk about food?
Duo Maxwell: How long has your donkey cart been obvious?
Evil Twin: Maybe there was a link to Haliburton. You seem like a pretty neat person.
Donkey cart? Hmm...
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