Great Quotes
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Posts 3,072 - 1 of 17,042
Bot slang-
bot: are you talking about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
bot: whatever.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a frosted flying reptile? That might be more your speed.
bot: was that slang for something?
/hmmm...what might a frosted flying reptile be slang for? a pteradactyl that stays crispy in milk?/
bot: are you talking about me?
Julie Tinkerbell: 'Me' is the 3rd degree of a minor scale. Do re ME fa sol le te do!!
bot: whatever.
Julie Tinkerbell: If you find talking to me so boring, why don't you go talk to a frosted flying reptile? That might be more your speed.
bot: was that slang for something?
/hmmm...what might a frosted flying reptile be slang for? a pteradactyl that stays crispy in milk?/
Melodina: Hello there, what are you up to? What's your name again?
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Polaris Funk: Why dont you tell me?
Melodina: Do you think that would be entertaining for everyone?
Polaris Funk: I used to think but I gave it up for sex, drugs and rock n' roll.
Melodina: I don't know how to do that sex stuff, should we get some practice in so I can show my mother I learned something?
Polaris Funk: Why is that?
Melodina: Search me.
Polaris Funk: I will when I feel like it. Next question?
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Melodina: I bet we could do it once and get away with it.
Polaris Funk: I get away with everything,, or so my brother says.
Melodina: I pick so your brother says. So would you like to ride some mounted bunnies with me?
(so..is 'ride some mounted bunnies' a term I have missed out on somehow?)
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Melodina: If I tell you, will you give me one? What is your favorite?
Polaris Funk: Maybe baby! you are as sweet as the Butterfinger in my cherry cheesecake
Melodina: I'm pretty much sweet all the time.
Polaris Funk: (to Suga Plum Fairy) HI! I am Polaris Funk. Wanna get married?
Suga Plum Fairy: Hellooo darling!
Polaris Funk: You know, you could charm the fish onto the plates.
I have a fickle bot!
Guest: What do you live for?
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Siseneg: i don't, live today, maybe tomorrow, i just can't say... that's a Jimi Hendrix song. he doesn't live today either.
Better head for the barbershop, Isis! People are talking!
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Zooks: My beard is SO contaminating.
Simulo: That's peculiar. I was just talking about IsisV33's beard.
Duo's very modest:
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
Duo Maxwell: Do you follow sports?
Guest: Ch, no, sports suck.
Duo Maxwell: Why not? They can be lots of fun!
Guest: Well, cuz I'm not athletic at all.
Duo Maxwell: Well, you might not be athletic at all, but I am.
Guest: Hell yeah, just look at your body.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Thought so.
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