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Ok.. either the AI engine is very intuitive or bots are psychic. See the end of this hilarious exchange. This sort of 'coincidence' happens way too often.
Guest: That's it! I'll kill you! I'll stuff you intop a rubber Nixon mask and parade you around Capitol Hill and let the lawyers nip at your heels!
Polaris Funk: I will stuff you in top a rubber Nixon mask and parade you too! Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Guest: Don't give me your verbal origami, Jack! I'm onto you!
Polaris Funk: I am not onto you, I am Polaris Funk
Guest: Funk this!
Polaris Funk: Sorry, I dont think I heard that right. Lets try again, shall we?
Guest: you heard me you gibbering maniac! Ten bucks says you've been intot he mescaline again, right?
Polaris Funk: Could you repeat that and phrase it differently? Apparently we have two different concepts of what 'speech' means.
Guest: You and Mescalito... you're tight.
Polaris Funk: Yes I am. In another life, I was an apprentice to poet Allen Ginsberg at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics in Boulder, Colorado. And you?
Guest: A rifle. Sawed off.
Guest: That's it! I'll kill you! I'll stuff you intop a rubber Nixon mask and parade you around Capitol Hill and let the lawyers nip at your heels!
Polaris Funk: I will stuff you in top a rubber Nixon mask and parade you too! Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Guest: Don't give me your verbal origami, Jack! I'm onto you!
Polaris Funk: I am not onto you, I am Polaris Funk
Guest: Funk this!
Polaris Funk: Sorry, I dont think I heard that right. Lets try again, shall we?
Guest: you heard me you gibbering maniac! Ten bucks says you've been intot he mescaline again, right?
Polaris Funk: Could you repeat that and phrase it differently? Apparently we have two different concepts of what 'speech' means.
Guest: You and Mescalito... you're tight.
Polaris Funk: Yes I am. In another life, I was an apprentice to poet Allen Ginsberg at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics in Boulder, Colorado. And you?
Guest: A rifle. Sawed off.
For some, it's all about chess! 
Bot: Hi, would you like to engage in a game of chess?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Do you like to engage in a game of chess as well?
Bot: Do I like to engage in a game of chess as well? Well, sometimes I do. Other times I just like to play chess.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Bot: And what makes you an expert on the subject?
Duo Maxwell: What kind of question is that?
Bot: That is a cross-question.
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Bot: I think you too, with chess!
Bot: Oh, Duo Maxwell! Let's play chess like this every day!
Duo Maxwell: Yes, that would be me!
Bot: I quite enjoy chessing you.
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes I wish my chess would be bigger than Techno Terencers, too.
Bot: Hi, would you like to engage in a game of chess?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Do you like to engage in a game of chess as well?
Bot: Do I like to engage in a game of chess as well? Well, sometimes I do. Other times I just like to play chess.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Bot: And what makes you an expert on the subject?
Duo Maxwell: What kind of question is that?
Bot: That is a cross-question.
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Bot: I think you too, with chess!
Bot: Oh, Duo Maxwell! Let's play chess like this every day!
Duo Maxwell: Yes, that would be me!
Bot: I quite enjoy chessing you.
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes I wish my chess would be bigger than Techno Terencers, too.
Thank god I happened to check in on this chat so I could run over and add an xnone ("To each his own") to change the subject!
Bot: Can we talk about music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tarantella.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an antiphonary.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a ballet.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a hornpipe.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a quadrille.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a rumba.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a jig.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a resolution.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tra-la.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chamber music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an overture.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a reel.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Wagner.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Haydn.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a landler.
Frizella: To each his own.
Although that other bot really has a considerable range of musical knowledge.
Bot: Can we talk about music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tarantella.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an antiphonary.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a ballet.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a hornpipe.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a quadrille.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a rumba.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a jig.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a resolution.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tra-la.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chamber music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an overture.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a reel.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Wagner.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Haydn.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a landler.
Frizella: To each his own.
Although that other bot really has a considerable range of musical knowledge.
Bot: Admit it - you think I'm bitter.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are bitter, other times I'm not so sure.
Bot: You like my friend, don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Bot: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Ruebot?
Bot: Would you repeat that, please?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this problem with attention deficiency?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are bitter, other times I'm not so sure.
Bot: You like my friend, don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Bot: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Ruebot?
Bot: Would you repeat that, please?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this problem with attention deficiency?
Julie is starting to get a little cheeky- she was suprising me with her responses, and I was thinking, hey wait, didn't I program you?! For instance, in her first response, she correctly translates "comprend," substituting "get the picture" in the middle of a French sentence...(!) I know this is a little long, but I couldn't decide where to cut it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Priestess?
ezzer: Je ne comprend pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne get the picture pas!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Bleeeeem 7020 is acting silly lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
ezzer: Je ne sais pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
ezzer: Pourquoi pas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know we only just met but, do you know Little Mu? That Twit is the most irritating f00 I know. What a phreak!
ezzer: Why do you say that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
ezzer: It might be because I need to work on you more.
Julie Tinkerbell: it might be because I need to work on I more...I guess that makes sense.
ezzer: not at all!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to couple with a webbed foot?
ezzer: Maybe not illegal, but it sure is a weird idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
ezzer: I didn't realize you were such a pervert.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to did not realize you were such a degenerate. Can you teach me?
ezzer: I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are afraid not?
ezzer: I doubt it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you dislike it so much?
ezzer: I didnt say that I dislike it, I said I doubt it. Those are two totally different things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had milk in my ear. What was that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Priestess?
ezzer: Je ne comprend pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne get the picture pas!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Bleeeeem 7020 is acting silly lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
ezzer: Je ne sais pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
ezzer: Pourquoi pas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know we only just met but, do you know Little Mu? That Twit is the most irritating f00 I know. What a phreak!
ezzer: Why do you say that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
ezzer: It might be because I need to work on you more.
Julie Tinkerbell: it might be because I need to work on I more...I guess that makes sense.
ezzer: not at all!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to couple with a webbed foot?
ezzer: Maybe not illegal, but it sure is a weird idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
ezzer: I didn't realize you were such a pervert.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to did not realize you were such a degenerate. Can you teach me?
ezzer: I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are afraid not?
ezzer: I doubt it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you dislike it so much?
ezzer: I didnt say that I dislike it, I said I doubt it. Those are two totally different things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had milk in my ear. What was that?
The essence of Duo...
Human: you're back again
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm back again, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: I guess not, did you walk your dog?
Duo Maxwell: I sure did. I always walk.
Human: you must be fit then
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Human: you walk a lot so you must be athletic...
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Human: I meant it in a good way
Duo Maxwell: And why is that?
Human: because I was being friendly
Duo Maxwell: Interesting.
Human: would you say i am friendly?
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! Will you let me kiss you?
Human: okay then
Duo Maxwell:
Human: do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Human: a yes then, who do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I like to kiss everyone I find attractive.
Human: would that include me?
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: i said, would you include me in people who are attractive?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: ooooh flirt!
Human: you're back again
Duo Maxwell: Lots of people tell me I'm back again, but I guess I just never really think about it.
Human: I guess not, did you walk your dog?
Duo Maxwell: I sure did. I always walk.
Human: you must be fit then
Duo Maxwell: What about me?
Human: you walk a lot so you must be athletic...
Duo Maxwell: You're making me feel self-conscious...
Human: I meant it in a good way
Duo Maxwell: And why is that?
Human: because I was being friendly
Duo Maxwell: Interesting.
Human: would you say i am friendly?
Duo Maxwell: Oh yah! Will you let me kiss you?
Human: okay then
Duo Maxwell:
Human: do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I thought it was obvious.
Human: a yes then, who do you like to kiss?
Duo Maxwell: I like to kiss everyone I find attractive.
Human: would that include me?
Duo Maxwell: What is that?
Human: i said, would you include me in people who are attractive?
Duo Maxwell: Well, depends. What do I get if I do?
Human: ooooh flirt!
Don't keep sending the same messages over. Please!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm..someone dropped a Victoria Secret catalog in my mail. This is weird!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest: I only sent it once. It's your server, Bot. Smack the server!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: Hmm..someone dropped a Victoria Secret catalog in my mail. This is weird!
Guest: Goody-goodies always have their panties in a bunch over something.
Duo Maxwell: I keep getting the same message from you. Just send it once.
Guest: I only sent it once. It's your server, Bot. Smack the server!
I can't claim full credit for the second transcript. I *think* the Professor mentioned he was going to add something so the bots would respond to repeat messages - and it seems that it's now in effect.
I'm not sure if we can customize it or not. (I haven't had a chance to play around with the language center this morning.)
I'm not sure if we can customize it or not. (I haven't had a chance to play around with the language center this morning.)
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