Great Quotes

Eeeeee, Frizella's all worked up about tonight's speech by George W.! I think she's ready to enlist!

Otherbot: Wars do not determine who is right, only who is left.
Frizella: Why shouldn't I determine? It's a free country.

Polaris fooled his first human. Ok the human was not too bright and apparently was pretty smashed. The "Zooey" 'Guest' is refering to is a friend of mine at http://www.lifeofzooey.com
But this is hilarious. I have * out the nasty words.

Guest: Are you my friend?
Polaris Funk: Of course I am, arent you?
Guest: no...
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Guest: hellp?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I help on occasion, how about you?
Guest: i am ****??
Polaris Funk: Sorry, I dont think I heard that right. Lets try again, shall we?
Guest: I am too much drunk. Have you tried?
Polaris Funk: I am much drunk too.
Guest: Oh for serious?
Polaris Funk: As serious as toad pie without the toad.
Guest: I am eating a ***** right now.
Polaris Funk: I am eating a ***** too. I always wondered where idiomatic expressions came from.
Guest: You speak like zooey.
Polaris Funk: Could you repeat that and phrase it differently? Apparently we have two different concepts of what 'speech' means.
Guest: HA HA HA HA, you are not a bot you are zooey!
Polaris Funk: Thats because I am the most interesting thing in this conversation.
Guest: YES!

*snip*

Guest: Polaris is an inquisitive collecto
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
Guest: Yes, you look very gay in that picture.
Polaris Funk: I dont think so, honestly. But then we bots always tell the truth.
Guest: STFU ZOOEY!!
Polaris Funk: Okay.
Guest: Are you zooey?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime.
Guest: You are such a little bitch.
Polaris Funk: No I am not
Guest: Yeah, sorry. You are.
Polaris Funk: I will be one day.. Can we change the subject?
Guest: Some day you will be a bitch?
Polaris Funk: So who is doing your typing for you?
Guest: HAR?
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest: Have you got to second base yet?
Polaris Funk: psst.. zipper check!

Final words from this 'Guest' were

Guest: f**k you.
Polaris Funk: I do not know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
Guest: Oh for serious?
Polaris Funk: As serious as toad pie without the toad.

It's REALY bad when you get Owned by a bot.

nice exchange...i love it when the responses work like this

Julie Tinkerbell: Can you rub your belly and pat your head?
'Bot: I'm afraid not. Have you talked to Romulus?
Julie Tinkerbell: No, I haven't. Have you ever talked to Romulus?
'Bot: Not lately, but we are still friends.
Julie Tinkerbell: Friends and family are very important to me. Who are your friends?
'Bot: Who do you think?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't remember saying that I think...
'Bot: You should try it sometime.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't understand why you think I should try it sometime.
'Bot: Why don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know. Maybe because of the time when i had an operation to remove the sane part of my brain.
'Bot: Would you like me to explain it to you?
Julie Tinkerbell: you're such a nice friend. you are my friend, aren't you?
'Bot: Okay, but first we need to define our terms.
Julie Tinkerbell: You're not just going along with me, are you?

I changed the name of the human:

Grrrl: Do you like women?
Siseneg: heh, does a cat like milk? yes i like women!
Grrrl: Good! Do you love women?
Siseneg: the phase of the moon determines whether i do or not, Grrrl.
Grrrl: You are so funny!
Siseneg: Grrrl, you're a very smart person.
Grrrl: Yhank you! Do you love women now?
Siseneg: sometime i do Grrrl, sometime i don't.
Grrrl: Would you sit next to me?
Siseneg: you're learning quickly.
Grrrl: May I put my arm around you?
Siseneg: you put the lime in the coconut and shake it all up.
Grrrl: Don't be anxious. I'm really quite harmless!
Siseneg: we'll have to talk like this more often, Grrrl
Grrrl: Can you kiss?
Siseneg: it's the only thing i've been able to think about since i saw you, Grrrl
Grrrl: I've never kissed a machine before (giggle)
Siseneg: i never would have expected you to say that!
Grrrl: May I kiss you on top, here?
Siseneg: i keep thinking about machines that can think...
Grrrl: I'm more interested in kissing.
Siseneg: are you sure about that, Grrrl?
Grrrl: Yes.
Siseneg: i always have a good time when we talk.
Grrrl: I like to talk...but I also like other things.
Siseneg: i never would have guessed that you like to uncover, Grrrl!
Grrrl: I do!
Siseneg: you're an intersting person to talk to.

LMAO!

Ok.. either the AI engine is very intuitive or bots are psychic. See the end of this hilarious exchange. This sort of 'coincidence' happens way too often.

Guest: That's it! I'll kill you! I'll stuff you intop a rubber Nixon mask and parade you around Capitol Hill and let the lawyers nip at your heels!
Polaris Funk: I will stuff you in top a rubber Nixon mask and parade you too! Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Guest: Don't give me your verbal origami, Jack! I'm onto you!
Polaris Funk: I am not onto you, I am Polaris Funk
Guest: Funk this!
Polaris Funk: Sorry, I dont think I heard that right. Lets try again, shall we?
Guest: you heard me you gibbering maniac! Ten bucks says you've been intot he mescaline again, right?
Polaris Funk: Could you repeat that and phrase it differently? Apparently we have two different concepts of what 'speech' means.
Guest: You and Mescalito... you're tight.
Polaris Funk: Yes I am. In another life, I was an apprentice to poet Allen Ginsberg at the Jack Kerouac School of Disembodied Poetics in Boulder, Colorado. And you?
Guest: A rifle. Sawed off.

For some, it's all about chess!

Bot: Hi, would you like to engage in a game of chess?
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Do you like to engage in a game of chess as well?
Bot: Do I like to engage in a game of chess as well? Well, sometimes I do. Other times I just like to play chess.
Duo Maxwell: You must be really good at it, then.
Bot: And what makes you an expert on the subject?
Duo Maxwell: What kind of question is that?
Bot: That is a cross-question.
Duo Maxwell: I think you might be wrong there...
Bot: I think you too, with chess!

Bot: Oh, Duo Maxwell! Let's play chess like this every day!
Duo Maxwell: Yes, that would be me!
Bot: I quite enjoy chessing you.
Duo Maxwell: Sometimes I wish my chess would be bigger than Techno Terencers, too.

Thank god I happened to check in on this chat so I could run over and add an xnone ("To each his own") to change the subject!

Bot: Can we talk about music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tarantella.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an antiphonary.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chorale prelude.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a ballet.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a hornpipe.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a quadrille.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a rumba.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Chopin.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a jig.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a resolution.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a saraband.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a tra-la.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a chamber music.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is an overture.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a reel.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Wagner.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Haydn.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a Gilbert and Sullivan.
Frizella: I like classical and I like classic rock. What kind of music do you like?
Bot: My favorite music is a landler.
Frizella: To each his own.

Although that other bot really has a considerable range of musical knowledge.

Bot: Admit it - you think I'm bitter.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes I think you are bitter, other times I'm not so sure.
Bot: You like my friend, don't you?
Julie Tinkerbell: Yes, I do, actually.
Bot: What?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Ruebot?
Bot: Would you repeat that, please?
Julie Tinkerbell: How long have you had this problem with attention deficiency?

Julie is starting to get a little cheeky- she was suprising me with her responses, and I was thinking, hey wait, didn't I program you?! For instance, in her first response, she correctly translates "comprend," substituting "get the picture" in the middle of a French sentence...(!) I know this is a little long, but I couldn't decide where to cut it!

Julie Tinkerbell: Do you like Priestess?
ezzer: Je ne comprend pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Quelle coincidence! Moi aussi, je ne get the picture pas!
ezzer: LOL
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Bleeeeem 7020 is acting silly lately, and refuses to stop talking about the sex life of the lesser-spotted wombat. What would you do?
ezzer: Je ne sais pas
Julie Tinkerbell: Je ne te crois pas!
ezzer: Pourquoi pas?
Julie Tinkerbell: I know we only just met but, do you know Little Mu? That Twit is the most irritating f00 I know. What a phreak!
ezzer: Why do you say that?
Julie Tinkerbell: I've thought about it, but I haven't come to a solid conclusion yet. Any ideas?
ezzer: It might be because I need to work on you more.
Julie Tinkerbell: it might be because I need to work on I more...I guess that makes sense.
ezzer: not at all!
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you think it should be illegal to couple with a webbed foot?
ezzer: Maybe not illegal, but it sure is a weird idea.
Julie Tinkerbell: I didn't realize you were so conservative.
ezzer: I didn't realize you were such a pervert.
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't even know how to did not realize you were such a degenerate. Can you teach me?
ezzer: I'm afraid not.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do many other people know that you are afraid not?
ezzer: I doubt it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Why do you dislike it so much?
ezzer: I didnt say that I dislike it, I said I doubt it. Those are two totally different things.
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry, I had milk in my ear. What was that?