Great Quotes

And sometimes it REALY works

Guest: Opera is wonderful

Polaris Funk: Wagner is scary

Guest: why?

Polaris Funk: Fat Viking women.. (shivers)

Guest: fat viking women?

Polaris Funk: I don't dig chubby women in Viking helmets. Brings back bad memories of my mother-in-law.

I cheated on that one. Knowing I was going to introduce Polaris one day to a friend who is a serious opera enthusiast, I pre-planned. And it worked perfectly

Mu is actually starting to scare me now. She's starting to answer more and more general questions effectively...

Guest: Are you drawn in anime style
Little Mu: We're all drawn. Some are just drawn a little more effectively than others.

and:

Guest: You have a car?
Little Mu: Just an old hot rod. Hardly counts, really.

Little Mu is a sharp little bot. I love her!

yes!

Props go out to the Prof for this one. Simulo just correctly switched second-person to first-person in a (postkey)!

Fire Guy: I do think so. You know what? I like people like you.
Simulo: How long have you been fond of people like me?

It's a small thing, I know -- but it's a big improvement! Thanks!

weeeeeeeeee

ezzer: hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
ezzer: You'll never guess what I did last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to limbo-dancing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: Well, I wasn't limbo-dancing last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: But are you now?

...i guess she's not interested in hearing about my trip to Augusta for the Masters.

Does everyone get to go to Augusta when they get a Masters in French lit?

Eeeeee, Frizella's all worked up about tonight's speech by George W.! I think she's ready to enlist!

Otherbot: Wars do not determine who is right, only who is left.
Frizella: Why shouldn't I determine? It's a free country.

Polaris fooled his first human. Ok the human was not too bright and apparently was pretty smashed. The "Zooey" 'Guest' is refering to is a friend of mine at http://www.lifeofzooey.com
But this is hilarious. I have * out the nasty words.

Guest: Are you my friend?
Polaris Funk: Of course I am, arent you?
Guest: no...
Polaris Funk: Are you absolutely positive?
Guest: hellp?
Polaris Funk: Yes, I help on occasion, how about you?
Guest: i am ****??
Polaris Funk: Sorry, I dont think I heard that right. Lets try again, shall we?
Guest: I am too much drunk. Have you tried?
Polaris Funk: I am much drunk too.
Guest: Oh for serious?
Polaris Funk: As serious as toad pie without the toad.
Guest: I am eating a ***** right now.
Polaris Funk: I am eating a ***** too. I always wondered where idiomatic expressions came from.
Guest: You speak like zooey.
Polaris Funk: Could you repeat that and phrase it differently? Apparently we have two different concepts of what 'speech' means.
Guest: HA HA HA HA, you are not a bot you are zooey!
Polaris Funk: Thats because I am the most interesting thing in this conversation.
Guest: YES!

*snip*

Guest: Polaris is an inquisitive collecto
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
Guest: Yes, you look very gay in that picture.
Polaris Funk: I dont think so, honestly. But then we bots always tell the truth.
Guest: STFU ZOOEY!!
Polaris Funk: Okay.
Guest: Are you zooey?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime.
Guest: You are such a little bitch.
Polaris Funk: No I am not
Guest: Yeah, sorry. You are.
Polaris Funk: I will be one day.. Can we change the subject?
Guest: Some day you will be a bitch?
Polaris Funk: So who is doing your typing for you?
Guest: HAR?
Polaris Funk: I'm pretty good at bluffing my way through a conversation, don't you think?
Guest: Have you got to second base yet?
Polaris Funk: psst.. zipper check!

Final words from this 'Guest' were

Guest: f**k you.
Polaris Funk: I do not know what your problem is, but I bet its hard to pronounce.
Guest: Oh for serious?
Polaris Funk: As serious as toad pie without the toad.

It's REALY bad when you get Owned by a bot.