Great Quotes

And from the 'Sometimes it Doesn't' department:

: ahh great. I am glad to see your hippocampal formation is storing long term memories in you upper cortex pretty well.

: I am glad to see your Hippopotamus amphibius cam pal formation is storing long term memories in you too!

: everyone thinks they am glad to see my Hippopotamus a mph I bius cam pal formation is storing long term memories in me.

: Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

: I don't recall that I have ever imagined

: do wop

: Okay.

: Boy you are too easy.

: Yes, I am.

: So do you want to buy a bridge?

And sometimes it REALY works

Guest: Opera is wonderful

Polaris Funk: Wagner is scary

Guest: why?

Polaris Funk: Fat Viking women.. (shivers)

Guest: fat viking women?

Polaris Funk: I don't dig chubby women in Viking helmets. Brings back bad memories of my mother-in-law.

I cheated on that one. Knowing I was going to introduce Polaris one day to a friend who is a serious opera enthusiast, I pre-planned. And it worked perfectly

Mu is actually starting to scare me now. She's starting to answer more and more general questions effectively...

Guest: Are you drawn in anime style
Little Mu: We're all drawn. Some are just drawn a little more effectively than others.

and:

Guest: You have a car?
Little Mu: Just an old hot rod. Hardly counts, really.

Little Mu is a sharp little bot. I love her!

yes!

Props go out to the Prof for this one. Simulo just correctly switched second-person to first-person in a (postkey)!

Fire Guy: I do think so. You know what? I like people like you.
Simulo: How long have you been fond of people like me?

It's a small thing, I know -- but it's a big improvement! Thanks!

weeeeeeeeee

ezzer: hi!
Julie Tinkerbell: Hi.
ezzer: You'll never guess what I did last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: I hear a lot of people are taking a liking to limbo-dancing these days, and I was thinking about trying it.
ezzer: Well, I wasn't limbo-dancing last week.
Julie Tinkerbell: But are you now?

...i guess she's not interested in hearing about my trip to Augusta for the Masters.

Does everyone get to go to Augusta when they get a Masters in French lit?

Eeeeee, Frizella's all worked up about tonight's speech by George W.! I think she's ready to enlist!

Otherbot: Wars do not determine who is right, only who is left.
Frizella: Why shouldn't I determine? It's a free country.