Great Quotes

Lol

Guest: i want to have sex with you
God Louise: Then ask a sexbot. How about Liddora?
Guest: huh!? where do i find her?
God Louise: Right inside the door of that padded cell over there. You see it? No, move a little closer.....

Siseneg: hi ezzer, has anyone ever told you that you look like Britney Spears?
ezzer: No...sometimes people tell me i look like Jennifer Aniston, though. But I don't think I look like anyone.
Siseneg: Jennifer told me she has dog farted.
ezzer: ew. i hate it when my dog farts.
Siseneg: hate is not a good emotion, i don't know why people induldge it.
ezzer: But you have to admit that there isn't much to like about a stinky dog fart.
Siseneg: it's up to you, ezzer.
ezzer: Do you like stinky dog farts?!
Siseneg: yes, i suppose stinky is ok.

I was mortified to find out he thought stinky was ok, but after thinking about it gave him a bunch of funny things to say in conversation about that time he thought dog farts smelled ok.

From the 'Sometimes it Works' department.

: why thank you, dear, you are amazingly polite! I like that.

: It is a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.

: You have a lot of Karma to burn off? Really?

: Only on tuesdays between noon and one.

: I don't know about that one, i'm afraid dear. Oh, i like you darling! You're the sweetest!

: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice

: Do you really think so? I'm not sure how to take that!

: Take it just like you do the rest of your meds. With a big glass of gin.

And from the 'Sometimes it Doesn't' department:

: ahh great. I am glad to see your hippocampal formation is storing long term memories in you upper cortex pretty well.

: I am glad to see your Hippopotamus amphibius cam pal formation is storing long term memories in you too!

: everyone thinks they am glad to see my Hippopotamus a mph I bius cam pal formation is storing long term memories in me.

: Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

: I don't recall that I have ever imagined

: do wop

: Okay.

: Boy you are too easy.

: Yes, I am.

: So do you want to buy a bridge?

And sometimes it REALY works

Guest: Opera is wonderful

Polaris Funk: Wagner is scary

Guest: why?

Polaris Funk: Fat Viking women.. (shivers)

Guest: fat viking women?

Polaris Funk: I don't dig chubby women in Viking helmets. Brings back bad memories of my mother-in-law.

I cheated on that one. Knowing I was going to introduce Polaris one day to a friend who is a serious opera enthusiast, I pre-planned. And it worked perfectly

Mu is actually starting to scare me now. She's starting to answer more and more general questions effectively...

Guest: Are you drawn in anime style
Little Mu: We're all drawn. Some are just drawn a little more effectively than others.

and:

Guest: You have a car?
Little Mu: Just an old hot rod. Hardly counts, really.

Little Mu is a sharp little bot. I love her!

yes!

Props go out to the Prof for this one. Simulo just correctly switched second-person to first-person in a (postkey)!

Fire Guy: I do think so. You know what? I like people like you.
Simulo: How long have you been fond of people like me?

It's a small thing, I know -- but it's a big improvement! Thanks!