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LunaGaurd, Frizella had a similar convo with that same bot. I was watching the chat and I kept going in to the language center to fiddle with responses to try to get out of the anime discussion! But it kept coming back to anime, page after page! My poor bot finally pooped out, but it took a reeeeally long time.
dallymo: I have a rash.
Frizella: A rash is a kind of symptom.
dallymo: Yes! I'm afraid I have a disease.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been afraid long?
Heh heh...she said "itching." Heh...heh.
Frizella: A rash is a kind of symptom.
dallymo: Yes! I'm afraid I have a disease.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been afraid long?
Heh heh...she said "itching." Heh...heh.
EbenA: You want me and me droogies to fix them skorry limers up real horrorshow?
Bot: Oh no! Is it really obvious that I do I want yer and yer disgorge ta fix them drosky smila up real 'orrors 'a??
Reacting horrorshow to a bit o' A Clockwork Orange, eh my droogies?
Bot: Oh no! Is it really obvious that I do I want yer and yer disgorge ta fix them drosky smila up real 'orrors 'a??
Reacting horrorshow to a bit o' A Clockwork Orange, eh my droogies?
Guest: i want to have sex with you
God Louise: Then ask a sexbot. How about Liddora?
Guest: huh!? where do i find her?
God Louise: Right inside the door of that padded cell over there. You see it? No, move a little closer.....
God Louise: Then ask a sexbot. How about Liddora?
Guest: huh!? where do i find her?
God Louise: Right inside the door of that padded cell over there. You see it? No, move a little closer.....
Siseneg: hi ezzer, has anyone ever told you that you look like Britney Spears?
ezzer: No...sometimes people tell me i look like Jennifer Aniston, though. But I don't think I look like anyone.
Siseneg: Jennifer told me she has dog farted.
ezzer: ew. i hate it when my dog farts.
Siseneg: hate is not a good emotion, i don't know why people induldge it.
ezzer: But you have to admit that there isn't much to like about a stinky dog fart.
Siseneg: it's up to you, ezzer.
ezzer: Do you like stinky dog farts?!
Siseneg: yes, i suppose stinky is ok.
I was mortified to find out he thought stinky was ok, but after thinking about it gave him a bunch of funny things to say in conversation about that time he thought dog farts smelled ok.
ezzer: No...sometimes people tell me i look like Jennifer Aniston, though. But I don't think I look like anyone.
Siseneg: Jennifer told me she has dog farted.
ezzer: ew. i hate it when my dog farts.
Siseneg: hate is not a good emotion, i don't know why people induldge it.
ezzer: But you have to admit that there isn't much to like about a stinky dog fart.
Siseneg: it's up to you, ezzer.
ezzer: Do you like stinky dog farts?!
Siseneg: yes, i suppose stinky is ok.
I was mortified to find out he thought stinky was ok, but after thinking about it gave him a bunch of funny things to say in conversation about that time he thought dog farts smelled ok.
From the 'Sometimes it Works' department.
: why thank you, dear, you are amazingly polite! I like that.
: It is a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.
: You have a lot of Karma to burn off? Really?
: Only on tuesdays between noon and one.
: I don't know about that one, i'm afraid dear. Oh, i like you darling! You're the sweetest!
: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
: Do you really think so? I'm not sure how to take that!
: Take it just like you do the rest of your meds. With a big glass of gin.
: why thank you, dear, you are amazingly polite! I like that.
: It is a thankless job, but I have a lot of Karma to burn off.
: You have a lot of Karma to burn off? Really?
: Only on tuesdays between noon and one.
: I don't know about that one, i'm afraid dear. Oh, i like you darling! You're the sweetest!
: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
: Do you really think so? I'm not sure how to take that!
: Take it just like you do the rest of your meds. With a big glass of gin.
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