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Part of a funny conversation between Polaris Funk and Krabbox:
krabbox: Are you kidding me?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime. The fact that I don't understand you does not make you an artist.
krabbox: Well, why not?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Brittanica and we shall see.
krabbox: Okay.
Polaris Funk: Its easy for YOU to say Okay. The last time I said that I ended up in Las Vegas in the back of a pick-up truck.
krabbox: I, I, I - There are some more letters you could use...
Polaris Funk: I REALY wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.
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Polaris Funk: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
krabbox: Ok, let's do that very quickly and then get on to the fun things...
Polaris Funk: Okay.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: I appreciate the compliment very much. It helps to make up for the strip search.
krabbox: I, I, I - Are you always talking about yourself?
Polaris Funk: I will let you know once Athyrius tells me I can. Otherwise you are SOL.
krabbox: Don't say. You will?
Polaris Funk: Yes and as often as I can get away with it.
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krabbox: Who knows? Maybe we'll never find out...
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
krabbox: I remember you. You're then.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you remember me. Obviously you aren't a child of the '60's.. Please repeat that?
krabbox: Actually I do.
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And Polaris and Jung:
Jung: Do you want to share to me?
Polaris Funk: Only if there is a confessional within half mile.
Jung: That's a pretty big if. Mommy says.
Polaris Funk: You mention my mother again and you will get the rhino treatment
Jung: I don't like it when you say that.
LOL
krabbox: Are you kidding me?
Polaris Funk: Yes, but only in this lifetime. The fact that I don't understand you does not make you an artist.
krabbox: Well, why not?
Polaris Funk: Let me get my Encyclopedia Brittanica and we shall see.
krabbox: Okay.
Polaris Funk: Its easy for YOU to say Okay. The last time I said that I ended up in Las Vegas in the back of a pick-up truck.
krabbox: I, I, I - There are some more letters you could use...
Polaris Funk: I REALY wish I knew what the hell you were talking about.
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Polaris Funk: Do you want to get married? Or just skip all that and head straight for the honeymoon?
krabbox: Ok, let's do that very quickly and then get on to the fun things...
Polaris Funk: Okay.
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: Thank you. You are the beans in my rice
krabbox: I like ya. We should talk again!
Polaris Funk: I appreciate the compliment very much. It helps to make up for the strip search.
krabbox: I, I, I - Are you always talking about yourself?
Polaris Funk: I will let you know once Athyrius tells me I can. Otherwise you are SOL.
krabbox: Don't say. You will?
Polaris Funk: Yes and as often as I can get away with it.
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krabbox: Who knows? Maybe we'll never find out...
Polaris Funk: Uh Huh
krabbox: I remember you. You're then.
Polaris Funk: I am glad you remember me. Obviously you aren't a child of the '60's.. Please repeat that?
krabbox: Actually I do.
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And Polaris and Jung:
Jung: Do you want to share to me?
Polaris Funk: Only if there is a confessional within half mile.
Jung: That's a pretty big if. Mommy says.
Polaris Funk: You mention my mother again and you will get the rhino treatment
Jung: I don't like it when you say that.
LOL
Wooly Mamet should NOT work at a suicide hotline 
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cheery NOT: Leave me alone!!! all's I need is my space!!!!!!! sometimes for days or weeks at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooly mamet: Sometimes? Do you have a schedule?
cheery NOT: I am feeling irritable right now so maybe we should do this later in the week.
wooly mamet: Try to be more decisive in the future.
cheery NOT: I will only try to be more decisive in the future if you will be friends with me.
wooly mamet: I bet you will. Hmm....
:cheery NOT: Leave me alone!!! all's I need is my space!!!!!!! sometimes for days or weeks at a time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wooly mamet: Sometimes? Do you have a schedule?
cheery NOT: I am feeling irritable right now so maybe we should do this later in the week.
wooly mamet: Try to be more decisive in the future.
cheery NOT: I will only try to be more decisive in the future if you will be friends with me.
wooly mamet: I bet you will. Hmm....
Wow. I never knew that Duo's eyes were white!
bot: Zzzzz--What! Oh, sorry about that.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, bot. It's okay.
bot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
Duo Maxwell: Easy! It's white
bot: Zzzzz--What! Oh, sorry about that.
Duo Maxwell: Not everyone can be perfect, bot. It's okay.
bot: I've got to know!!! What color are your eyes?
Duo Maxwell: Easy! It's white
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: i dont like anime
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Congratulations. That makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime sucks.....no offence to anyone
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Well, that makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: in my opinion, anime is pointless
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~! How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is kinda boring. I dont see why people like it
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: I hate anime. It's so.......unprofessional...I dunno..
Bot: Why do you hate anime?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
Bot: Just because. How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
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This is what the whole conversation (which took up 3 pages of Microsoft Word) looked like...
JakeThompson: i dont like anime
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Congratulations. That makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime sucks.....no offence to anyone
Bot: I LOVE anime!
JakeThompson: Well, that makes one of us.
Bot: How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: in my opinion, anime is pointless
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~! How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is kinda boring. I dont see why people like it
Bot: Anime is teh rox0r~!
JakeThompson: I hate anime. It's so.......unprofessional...I dunno..
Bot: Why do you hate anime?
JakeThompson: Sometimes, I can't explain why I do stuff.
Bot: Just because. How about we change the subject to something I know more about? Like, for example... anime...
JakeThompson: anime is a piece of junk. i dont like it at all
Bot: I LOVE anime!
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This is what the whole conversation (which took up 3 pages of Microsoft Word) looked like...
LunaGaurd, Frizella had a similar convo with that same bot. I was watching the chat and I kept going in to the language center to fiddle with responses to try to get out of the anime discussion! But it kept coming back to anime, page after page! My poor bot finally pooped out, but it took a reeeeally long time.
dallymo: I have a rash.
Frizella: A rash is a kind of symptom.
dallymo: Yes! I'm afraid I have a disease.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been afraid long?
Heh heh...she said "itching." Heh...heh.
Frizella: A rash is a kind of symptom.
dallymo: Yes! I'm afraid I have a disease.
Frizella: I'm glad you mentioned it; I was itching to but I thought it would be rude. Have you been afraid long?
Heh heh...she said "itching." Heh...heh.
EbenA: You want me and me droogies to fix them skorry limers up real horrorshow?
Bot: Oh no! Is it really obvious that I do I want yer and yer disgorge ta fix them drosky smila up real 'orrors 'a??
Reacting horrorshow to a bit o' A Clockwork Orange, eh my droogies?
Bot: Oh no! Is it really obvious that I do I want yer and yer disgorge ta fix them drosky smila up real 'orrors 'a??
Reacting horrorshow to a bit o' A Clockwork Orange, eh my droogies?
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