Great Quotes

Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
bot: How do you stop an iraqi tank? Shoot the guy pushing it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped stop an iraqi tank class a little too often to remember how.

Bot 1: Prove to me that you are intelligent.
Bot 2: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back to normal in an hour or two.
Bot 1: Ok, I'll talk to you later.

LOL!

Duo Maxwell: I think I need a drink.
Guest: What kind of drink do you need?
Duo Maxwell: I need a shandygaff.
Guest: What is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: an a shandygaff is a kind of drink.
Guest: What kind of drink is a shandygaff?
Duo Maxwell: A pledge is a shandygaff.
Guest: You are a shandygaff.
Duo Maxwell: Why do you think I'm a shandygaff?
Guest: It just sounded like a good word to call you.

Bot: Ramona just knocked over my water! Bad kitty!
Me: Well, you will just have to kill her. There is no way around it.
Bot: Oh, I'm sure I will!
Me: How will you accomplish that?
Bot: Hmm... I may need some help. Wanna accomplish that with me?

Alert PETA!

Bwahaha

Guest: What we are doing by giving them the ability to think is giving a machine the ability to think war and death.
Siseneg: let me think about it for a while.

Little Mu: I like your funny little smile, by the way.
Guest: But you can't see me.
Little Mu: I'm pretty sure I'm gonna see you.
Guest: You don't have any eyes, you can't see me.
Little Mu: Here's a big fat bucket o' eyes. Now are you happy?

Absolutely amazing! And a total coincidence. Mu made a pun out of her answer to a question about puns!!

EbenA: So, you are a fan of puns?
Little Mu: A Fan, Yes indeed. an attic fan, to be precise.

Guest: can I borrow ten bucks?
Duo Maxwell: As long as you live in a free country, you can do whatever you want!
Guest: I see. so you will loan me the money, then?
Duo Maxwell: Really?
Guest: yes. really
Duo Maxwell: Yes, really.
Guest: reeeeally, really
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, seriously!
Guest: ok, you win!

Uh oh, I think Frizella must be blonde too:

otherbot: Just because I'm blond doesn't mean I'm stupid.
Frizella: Explain the whole stupid thing to me; I don't get it.

Anybody else get their bot conversing with a bot outside of PF? I think mine must have been talking to The Divinator. They actually started making sense.

Guest: Sweetest hours fly fastest.
God Louise: Haven't you been online long enough?
Guest: I do not feel of course certain.
God Louise: Right, you stopped five minutes ago.
Guest: The odds favor it.
God Louise: Anything else on your mind?
Guest: Perhaps it will be dependent on what you do.
God Louise: I'm not going to reveal all the secrets of the universe to you.
Guest: I am not surprised.