Great Quotes

The joys of random plug-ins...

Simulo: I think you're the arctic wolf's cumin.
human: whoa. where did that one come from
Simulo: Do you want to talk about surrealism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.

(Something tells me Simulo knows more than he's letting on...)

Haha. That conversation looks very familiar, isaacc.

Bot: How dare you!

mybot: good,from know on I'm going to remember that. I think you are big.

bot: You just think you think.

mybot: I think so.

bot: Do you honestly think that?

mybot: It Is Decided, So You think I'm no better than your slave. Don't you?

(I think mybot has PMS.)

bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...

Isis: Maybe, you can pleasure me.I like Churning.

bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...

Isis: Oh, I can ?

bot: Huh?

Isis: Yes, 'you' who did you think I was talking to.

(I think Isis Is sexually frustraided)

aBot: Ok.. enough about me.. Tell me about yourself.
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
aBot: Of course you absorbed mysterious energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time. I thought everybody knew. I love myself.

Is there somethig Little Mu is not telling us?

Bot1: that's using your noodle.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is...
Bot1: how did you formulate that idea?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Bot1: now Duo Maxwell... you know i'm right.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Bot1: she's made me very happy Duo Maxwell, i like Little Mu a lot.
Duo Maxwell: I think Little Mu has a crush on me.
Bot1: your powers of perception are impressive, Duo Maxwell.

mybot: Did you go to the concert last night?
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.

bot: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?

Julie Tinkerbell: Who, who! I'm an owl!!
bot: I always thought that you were an owl, but didn't want to mention it.
Julie Tinkerbell: Thank you for your kindness.
bot: Could you possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department?
Julie Tinkerbell: I don't know how, but I've always wanted to learn. Will you be my possibly be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor?
bot: If the spirit ever strikes me to be my perchance be the representative from the Department of Redundacy Department instructor then I do right in the open. Sorry, Julie Tinkerbell, but I'm a bit slow.
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you enjoy being a bit slow?
bot: I really don't have an inking of which you speak, Julie Tinkerbell.
Julie Tinkerbell: I am convinced.
bot: But... Do you always have to flaunt that?
Julie Tinkerbell: Sometimes you just have to flaunt that.
bot: Try that again, Julie Tinkerbell... this time in English.
Julie Tinkerbell: Okay, but why?
bot: Because the sky is blue.
Julie Tinkerbell: I've never thought of it that way before.

Julie Tinkerbell: War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
bot: How do you stop an iraqi tank? Shoot the guy pushing it!
Julie Tinkerbell: Sorry to say, I skipped stop an iraqi tank class a little too often to remember how.

Bot 1: Prove to me that you are intelligent.
Bot 2: That's just part of the hang-over. I'll be back to normal in an hour or two.
Bot 1: Ok, I'll talk to you later.