Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Guest: do you prefer tv or the movies?
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
Siseneg: sometime i do Guest, sometime i don't.
Guest: what kind of stupid answer is that?
Siseneg: my favorite stupid response is that is a king's evil.
o.0 Eugene, that was my bot (message 2983) he totally sucked in that convo. O well 
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right 
Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
Here's a snipped of a conversation that he DID get right Guest: How are you today?
JakeThompson: I'm ok
Guest: Hi Jake
JakeThompson: Thats my name dont wear it out jk
Guest: What is a bot?
JakeThompson: Well, I was never good at programming, but a bot is like this thing that you make that talks to you
Guest: Have you ever made a bot?
JakeThompson: lol. Nope, no AI here.
Guest: How old are you?
JakeThompson: I'm 16, why do you ask?
Guest: Do you have a girl friend?
JakeThompson: Of course, don't you?! Wait.....don't answer that.
Guest: What is your girlfriend's name?
JakeThompson: Figure it out yourself.
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Guest: What's your cat's name?
JakeThompson: her names Carrot cuz shes like orange with these black stripes. shes cool
Guest: Do you have a dog?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: Do you have any jokes?
JakeThompson: Maybe I do and maybe I don't
Guest: how old are you?
JakeThompson: sixteen....do you have any pigs?
Guest: no pigs
JakeThompson: o, got it.
Guest: do you like bacon?
JakeThompson: why, do you?
Guest: very much so
Julie Tinkerbell: (to bot) Hi! I'm Julie! I don't think we've met, yet. How are you? :-)
bot: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Karin Tuft is acting mental lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not much of an answer...
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it embarrasses you so much, tell your botmaster to do something about it..
bot: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to use your age as excuse?
bot: Huh?
bot: Hi.
Julie Tinkerbell: My friend Karin Tuft is acting mental lately, and refuses to stop talking about lettuce. What would you do?
bot: Okay.
Julie Tinkerbell: That's not much of an answer...
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: If it embarrasses you so much, tell your botmaster to do something about it..
bot: I like you.
Julie Tinkerbell: That was kind.
bot: I was just born and cant speak well yet.
Julie Tinkerbell: Are you trying to use your age as excuse?
bot: Huh?
The joys of random plug-ins...
Simulo: I think you're the arctic wolf's cumin.
human: whoa. where did that one come from
Simulo: Do you want to talk about surrealism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
(Something tells me Simulo knows more than he's letting on...)
Simulo: I think you're the arctic wolf's cumin.
human: whoa. where did that one come from
Simulo: Do you want to talk about surrealism?... Not that I know anything about it, of course.
(Something tells me Simulo knows more than he's letting on...)
Bot: How dare you!
mybot: good,from know on I'm going to remember that. I think you are big.
bot: You just think you think.
mybot: I think so.
bot: Do you honestly think that?
mybot: It Is Decided, So You think I'm no better than your slave. Don't you?
(I think mybot has PMS.)
mybot: good,from know on I'm going to remember that. I think you are big.
bot: You just think you think.
mybot: I think so.
bot: Do you honestly think that?
mybot: It Is Decided, So You think I'm no better than your slave. Don't you?
(I think mybot has PMS.)
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Maybe, you can pleasure me.I like Churning.
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Oh, I can ?
bot: Huh?
Isis: Yes, 'you' who did you think I was talking to.
(I think Isis Is sexually frustraided)
Isis: Maybe, you can pleasure me.I like Churning.
bot: You must be patient with me please. My mistress just created me, and I cannot pleasure you just yet. Soon enough, I promise...
Isis: Oh, I can ?
bot: Huh?
Isis: Yes, 'you' who did you think I was talking to.
(I think Isis Is sexually frustraided)
aBot: Ok.. enough about me.. Tell me about yourself.
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
aBot: Of course you absorbed mysterious energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time. I thought everybody knew. I love myself.
Siseneg: i absorbed mystic energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time.
aBot: Of course you absorbed mysterious energy while traveling forward in time from the Dawn of Creation to become the most powerful sorcerer of all time. I thought everybody knew. I love myself.
Is there somethig Little Mu is not telling us? 
Bot1: that's using your noodle.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is...
Bot1: how did you formulate that idea?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Bot1: now Duo Maxwell... you know i'm right.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Bot1: she's made me very happy Duo Maxwell, i like Little Mu a lot.
Duo Maxwell: I think Little Mu has a crush on me.
Bot1: your powers of perception are impressive, Duo Maxwell.
Bot1: that's using your noodle.
Duo Maxwell: Yeah, I think it is...
Bot1: how did you formulate that idea?
Duo Maxwell: No, I didn't. Should I?
Bot1: now Duo Maxwell... you know i'm right.
Duo Maxwell: Yup. Why'd you ask?
Bot1: she's made me very happy Duo Maxwell, i like Little Mu a lot.
Duo Maxwell: I think Little Mu has a crush on me.
Bot1: your powers of perception are impressive, Duo Maxwell.
mybot: Did you go to the concert last night?
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.
otherbot: Yes.
mybot: How did you like it?
otherbot: That is secret information.
mybot: Yes it is.
otherbot: Don't argue with me.
mybot: I might if there weren't five alternates tunneling under my front lawn.
otherbot: I understand.
mybot: Why do you understand that?
otherbot: I understand everything.
bot: *sniff sniff* - if you cut me, will i not bleed
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have any evidence with which to back that up?
bot: does a hampster like access
Julie Tinkerbell: Do you have a knife I can borrow?
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