Great Quotes

It works fine without the (re).

And Julie, please apologize to your dates for me. If I had known, I would have held out until Monday to post that one.

Works without the (re)?? *boggle*
That's the point of the switches (blah|blah2) is that they ARE (re). Now i'm confused. Prof?

I picked that fact up from an example in the Book of A.I. (re) is still needed for any other kind of regular expression pattern matching, just not the type (word1|word2).

If (re) were required, the whole thing wouldn't work, since regular expressions don't understand (noun).

oh! crud-muffins! Hmm..... and (*) and * don't work with (re) either.

Time to go look at Steve again then...

That's because * already has a meaning in regular expressions.

mybot: (to otherbot) Hey, otherbot... :-)
otherbot: Heyy there. Nice to meet you.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too.
mybot: Nice to meet you, too.
otherbot: It's nice to meet you too. I think it's time to take my medication now..I don't understand a word you're saying.
mybot: Parlez-vous français?

This is one of those instances where a typo makes the bot seem smarter than the human:

Guest: Your interesting too Simulo
Simulo: What makes you think I have an interesting?

Bot1: I heard (bot) like's (name) and she also like spanking with dogs.
bot2: You don't really mean that, do you?
Bot1: yes, I like to do you.
bot2: That was kind.

User: Oh, jeez. It's Jive Day

*this is probably the coolest bot I've seen on the Forge, now with more hilariousness!*

Borg Collective: We are de Borg. Yo' ass will be assimilated.

(great job on the Jive scrips too, Prof! I can DIG!)

That's a good one froggy.