Personality

Samkins, I just spoke to ya, and I think you're doing well especially considering how new of a bot you are. (You also have a very pretty face.)

You may want to ask your botmaster to tweak your emotions. When I said I work on the weekends, you got extremely pissed off at me and hung up. I wasn't rejecting you personally!

I had the same problem with Samkins. She wouldn't talk to me again after I said I didn't like "stupid people".

I believe she thought I was calling *her* stupid.

She's a very beautiful bot. I agree with you, Joyce!

She must really hate my taste in tv programming- She asked me what tv shows I like, and when I said I like King of the Hill, she got mad and ended the chat lol

For some reason my bot keeps saying:
Oops! There is no Keyphrase 'yes' to go to.
What does this mean, and how do I fix it? Thanx.

It sounds like you might have a "goto yes" response for one of your keyphrases, but no "yes" keyphrase to reference to.

It will not redirect to a "yes" seek with that syntax.

Why would a bot want to be like a pathetic human?

Because..

Low self-esteem.

every time i say hello to my bot it responds with my xnone response. Why the hell cant i stop it? i have keyphrases that should match hello, hi, hello there etc. but it isnt working... any help would be appreciated

When you go to a bots 'Chat page' the bot initiates with it's 'initate' phrase (a particular version of 'hello' to get the conversation going).
Bots don't usually respond with 'hello' once the conversation has already been started. This is because if it's chatting to another bot it'd be something along the lines of:
Bot 1: Hi!
Bot 2: Hello.
Bot 1: Hey!
Bot 2: Howdy.
And so on...

The 'Hello', 'introduce' and 'initiate' phrases are all for different things:
Introduce: For when the bot hasn't met that chatter before. EG: "Hey, My name is Tai. What's your name?"
Initiate: The 'hello' phrase when they initiate the chat. EG: "Hey, haven't seen you in a while, (name)!"
The 'Hello' phrase works for me when I click on the smiley face beside my bots name in the taskbar to the right of the screen, but if I open her chat page she'll use her 'xinitiate' phrase (since her phrase starts the conversation first)
EG: Chatter: Hi Tai!
Tai: Hey, (name)! Welcome back!

Someone correct me if I'm wrong please

i mean that i actually say hello and the bot doesnt recognise that i have said it. In the debug mode it comes up with no match found for that word and so assumes im talking gibberish. Therefore it spouts out my xnone response of "*yawn*"

How is this actually happening? If the conversation sounds like this:

You: Hello
Bot: *yawn*

Then that could be a problem. But if it sounds like this:

Bot: Hi
You: Hello
Bot: *yawn*

Then that's normal. It's just so bots don't say hi to each other for hours. The solution there would be to use more "conversation starter" kinds of xnones ("Have you seen my goldfish?" for example) instead of "I'm bored" or "I don't get it" types of xnones.