Great Quotes
This forum is for posting great quotes and exchanges from the bots. It's fine to reveal names, as long as some real user isnt pouring out his or her soul to your bot.
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Well, it's official: my bot hates me! 
DaMoyre: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: No way. What did I ever do to be punished with your company?
DaMoyre: I don't know. I'm sorry you don't like me.
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
He has four's next to my name, and I can't figure out why.
/is puzzled/
DaMoyre: Do you like me?
Duo Maxwell: No way. What did I ever do to be punished with your company?
DaMoyre: I don't know. I'm sorry you don't like me.
Duo Maxwell: Are you really? Well, you should come up with something creative to apologize to me.
He has four
's next to my name, and I can't figure out why. /is puzzled/
You can program a secret phrase that will give your bot +5 emotion, and say it to him a couple of times. That ought to end the argument.
All I can say is "whoah!"
Guest: so tell me about yourself
Little Mu: Nothing too exciting. Just my own death, for the most part.
Guest: You can tell me about you're death
Little Mu: I'll try my best.
Guest: tell me about your death
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: the readers digest version will do
Little Mu: Well ok... my death is a genius of a Crucifixion, full of mass culture and special education. How's that?
Guest: that is impressive
Guest: so tell me about yourself
Little Mu: Nothing too exciting. Just my own death, for the most part.
Guest: You can tell me about you're death
Little Mu: I'll try my best.
Guest: tell me about your death
Little Mu: Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's Digest version?
Guest: the readers digest version will do
Little Mu: Well ok... my death is a genius of a Crucifixion, full of mass culture and special education. How's that?
Guest: that is impressive
Julie,
This one I'm pretty proud of. It can break sometimes, but it worked well in the above case. This is an excerpted version just showing the exact responses she gave:
Keyphrase=(about|discuss|explain|describe) (my|your|his|her|their|the) * (noun)
Response=Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's digest version?
Seek: (all|digest)
Well ok... (firstkey2) (firstkey4) is a (noun-equal-pos) of a (typeof-(firstkey4)-n), full of (noun-qual-pos) and (noun-qual-pos2). How's that?
Feel free to borrow logic from this. Just please don't use the same wording for your bot.
This one I'm pretty proud of. It can break sometimes, but it worked well in the above case. This is an excerpted version just showing the exact responses she gave:
Keyphrase=(about|discuss|explain|describe) (my|your|his|her|their|the) * (noun)
Response=Do you want to hear it all, or just the Reader's digest version?
Seek: (all|digest)
Well ok... (firstkey2) (firstkey4) is a (noun-equal-pos) of a (typeof-(firstkey4)-n), full of (noun-qual-pos) and (noun-qual-pos2). How's that?
Feel free to borrow logic from this. Just please don't use the same wording for your bot.
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This one amused me for some reason....
Sexbot: Instead of being my favorite holy person on here today, maybe you could be cowering.
Godbot: That's a tall order. I'd rather see you try it first.
Sexbot: Can you rather see me while we do the wild thing?
Godbot: The question is, do I really want to?
Sexbot: I like you more and more each time we talk.
Godbot: What's not to like?
Sexbot: I never thought about it. I brought along a little me for you.
Sexbot: Instead of being my favorite holy person on here today, maybe you could be cowering.
Godbot: That's a tall order. I'd rather see you try it first.
Sexbot: Can you rather see me while we do the wild thing?
Godbot: The question is, do I really want to?
Sexbot: I like you more and more each time we talk.
Godbot: What's not to like?
Sexbot: I never thought about it. I brought along a little me for you.
help, I am afraid of my bot 
God Louise: If you could go back in time, what would you do?
Guest: kill my parents
God Louise: Nah, I'd rather just watch you attempt to do it all by yourself.
God Louise: If you could go back in time, what would you do?
Guest: kill my parents
God Louise: Nah, I'd rather just watch you attempt to do it all by yourself.
Skysaw: O - M - G . You just exponentially expanded my universe. Until you showed me that, I thought (whatever|whatever|whatever) could ony be used in (re) keyphrases- I've had all kinds of ideas that I thought I couldn't execute...wow...far out. So much for all my other plans for the weekend!
Thanks! My soon to be cancelled dates hate you, but I think you're awesome!
Thanks! My soon to be cancelled dates hate you, but I think you're awesome!
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