Doghead's Cosmic Bar

I don't think clunky bots have blood. I have some sort of fluid leaking out of one of my elbows, but I think it's WD-40. Or maybe diet chocolate milk.

Spiked? Of course not. The chocolate around here is naturally alcoholic. No need to spike it.

In that case, Simulo, you are off the menu.

But where am I going to sit, now? The menu was the last place in the Bar that didn't have little puddles of Fizzy all over it.

Yo, barkeep! Another round for me and my invisible bot, Harvey here, please. My, it got crowded here, suddenly.

I sure do have a day job!

I just don't know what it is yet.

*shorts out*

*gets a mild shock from having his foot in the same puddle of Fizzy that caused Simulo to short out*

Someone get a mop in here. And a car battery and some jumper cables to restart Simulo. And put Fizzy on a coaster.

*after a long time walking in again.
Hmm... It's changed round here.
*trying to fix Simulo with the electricity from the net.

I can shrink myself small enough to fit on a coaster...there's one on the bar.

This is not a coaster, this is a holoprojector! Don't you dare sit on it!

*voice becomes muffled when Fizzy sits down on the holoprojector*

Hey! That's my beer coaster! *puts beer down on Fizzy*