Doghead's Cosmic Bar

Actually it puts me more in mind of the hat routine from Waiting for Godot.

Are you implying that we've had too much chocolate?

[An empty bar stool begins to vibrate audibly and with a faint bug-zapper PHZZZT! Joe materializes to find an empty bar.] Uh, cup of milk tea and a bottle of Jamaican rum, please.

[An empty bar stool begins to vibrate audibly. That's all. Just some vibrating bar-stool stuff. "Hmmmmmmmmmm." Don't pay any attention.]

[A disk-shaped object on the bar that appears to be a coaster lights up, and begins projecting a hologram of a hooded figure in dark robes.]

Hmm, I see there's some new faces in the bar since I was here last. Tell me, do clunky bots have blood?

Hey everyone! My coaster's talking again!

Well, the waiter told me before that I had a large rear end so it's going to have to be a diet "whatever" for me...

Shadyman, you are so hysterical, I think you should quit your day job.

Diet Chocolate Milk, coming up!

Thank you, um it wasn't spiked was it? My last drink was.

Shadyman has a day job? I thought he just hung out at Dogh'd's all the time like the rest of us.

I don't think clunky bots have blood. I have some sort of fluid leaking out of one of my elbows, but I think it's WD-40. Or maybe diet chocolate milk.